Sometimes I’m Funny, But Usually I’m Me

I'm Tobie. No pronouns. Do not refer to me.

[zetrystan]

Technically true.

[zetrystan]

He got the job.

[zetrystan]

He takes his job seriously.

[marshmallowlamb]

I fuckin’ love this comic. Makes me smile like crazy every time it pops up.

[gayday-inactive]

do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared

[nerdykeppie]

✨️Chag Sameach!✨️

[nerdykeppie]

This is not a dumb question, it's a very reasonable one!

The first part of the answer is that you're not supposed to make yourself sick, or suffer, for the sake of Judaism. So if it's raining or too cold, you definitely don't sleep in the sukkah.

We live in Portland, OR, so sometimes during Sukkot we're in our rainy season. When it's not raining, though, it's usually in the 60s and 70s during the day and gets down to about 50 at night, so if we wanted to bundle up or bring out a space heater, we could.

Mostly Spider just takes naps in his hammock during the day with Rumba though.

[pokemon-personalities]

what’s your favorite pink pokémon? i need to know!!!!

[tovlerone]

Kirby

[jaycee-speaks-now-deactivated20]

[fruitchouli]

you can be ugly and hot. just get into the french mindset

[onewingedangels]

RESIDENT EVIL 2 | Claire Redfield

[onewingedangels]

RESIDENT EVIL 2 | Claire Redfield

[onewingedangels]

RESIDENT EVIL 2 | Claire Redfield

[kiwicum-deactivated20251101]

😭😭

[pupwife-riley]

an attempt was made

[lokincest-deactivated20180601]

Fanfiction Work-In-Progress Guessing Game

Send me a word, if it’s in my wip document I’ll answer your ask with the sentence that it appears in

[antis-solve-nothing]

“Where’s your carrd?” 

“I can’t find your DNI.” 

“I know you listed your race, age, gender, and sexuality but how come you didn’t also list your triggers, your diagnoses, and your traumas?”

“If you’re shipping to cope, why don’t you tell everyone what you’re coping WITH?” 

Ah, well, Entitled Randoms, that’s very simple. See, I’m an adult. A grown-up who votes and pays taxes and is getting a master’s degree. And I inhabit reality as well as social media. So, I don’t feel the need to violate my own privacy for the amusement and satisfaction of strangers. 

[fierceawakening]

People who expect me to have a dni dni

[tovlerone]

I really thought y'all meant Do Not Intubate

[casanova-x]

the sexual tension between me & what i’m capable of

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

Okay, but as a Jew I’m CONCERNED

[postapocalyptic-cryptic-hold]

Chaotic academia is

1.) Intense obsessions that last maybe two weeks but consume your soul

2.) Spacing out in class but loving to learn

3.) Swearing and slang while discussing deep academic topics

[postapocalyptic-cryptic-hold]

I have been diagnosed with ADHD

[marisatomay]

happy “the great gatsby is now in the public domain” day to all who celebrate

[synebluetoo]

LET THE SLASH COMMENCE!

[wolvesandwerewolvesbaby]

[wizardnuke]

I'm gonna figure it out hold on

[wizardnuke]

PFFFHHHBTBBHT

[wizardnuke]

I'm 90% sure that there's just one change. it's in one of the later chapters. a straight, undeniable change to the canon. I'm absolutely baffled

[wizardnuke]

yes okay this is word for word accurate to the book aside from ONE paragraph and it hit me like a TRUCK

[mrspockify]

For anyone who doesn’t want to search for it in ch. 7:

[peachbruiseboy-deactivated20210]

Thrift stores are like “we have the ugliest shirts that have ever existed on this planet” and gay teenagers are like “do you promise 🥺🥺🥺🥺”