admiral, there be whales here 🐋🐋

29 || he/they

[barstoolblues]

[kingcatnine]

the thing about nonfiction is you come out of it with several more books to put on your to be read list and it's only gonna branch out from there so really the only solution is to read every book in human history starting at the beginning

[aphrostiel]

i love m'ress so much

[plushybluecat]

yoshi's island 🍎🌈

[theblackparadeisdead]

The funniest thing the saw franchise ever did was giving jigsaw a bunch of dead wife flashbacks in saw 3 only to have the next movie reveal his wife wasn't even dead she just divorced his ass because he kept building torture traps

[mrspockify]

Hi! Thanks a lot for reblogging that comic page where I mentioned you and your fanfic! I totally didn't expect it😃

Let me just take this opportunity to say that I absolutely love your Mario fics and they mean a lot to me. The Last Thing You'll Ever Do certainly had the biggest impact on me. An incredible dark and tragic story👌

But Coming Down and Off Limits are also very dear to me. Amazing and well written stories. It's been a while since I read any of them but I'm a big fan of your writing. And even if you don't write Mario fics anymore, I want to thank you for such wonderful contributions to the Mario fandom🙏

Oh my god I think tumblr must be glitching bc I never got a notification of this ask and you sent this almost a full year ago, I’m so sorry 😅😅😅😅

Thank you SO much!! You’re so kind and your work is amazing 🥺💕💕

[mrspockify]

I’ve seen people criticizing the galaxy movie for overlooking that the brothers are twins with the birthday party comment, but I simply view it as Mario being so selfless and focused on Luigi’s happiness that he often straight up forgets it’s also his own birthday

[mrspockify]

will you ever write fic again? Okay if not. Just wondering. I loved your mario fics and think about them often. Hope you are well wherever life has lead you these days.

Aww thank you, this is very lovely to hear 💕

I will probably write fic again! I have been writing it on and off since I was like 11, and I tend to go through periods of hyperfixation into particular fandoms and that’s when I get the inspo to write fanfic. I can’t promise I’ll write for Mario in the future, but there is a new movie coming out soon, so who knows! At the moment I’m more focused on non-fandom writing, but I’m sure I’ll come back eventually. ☺️

[mandycore420]

jigsaw tape that starts with a land acknowledgement

[guerrillatech]

[bulkhummus]

Wait is jerking it to fanfic like? Widely accepted?

critically acclaimed even

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

LET IT SWING SISTER!!!!!!

[mrspockify]

same

[dogpuppy]

[bodlasoda-deactivated20260216]

received this masterpiece of a screenshot from a friend today and thought tumblr might enjoy it

[alivehouse]

its just embarrassing when you make a fandom related post and it doesnt get any notes like okay. so no one want to play tuoys with me. no one wants to play with our little guys together. okay thats fine. yeah its cool... puts my hands in my jacket pockets. kicks a beer can that was on the side of the road a little

[akashicrecord]

Olive Garden... When you're here you are nothing but a fucking sex object

[suedoodle]

Flying through the galaxy 🌠