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i like lol and tumblr humour. ask me for my twitter and we can become great friends. I don't really tag stuff... Nsfw.

[absentmoon]

wjen i graduate and they strip me of my free database access im literally going to walk into the ocean

[jstor]

Psssst: You can access up to 100 free articles per month using your personal email!

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[selquet]

Love is awful! It’s awful. It’s painful. It’s frightening. Makes you doubt yourself, judge yourself. Distance yourself from the other people in your life. Makes you selfish. Makes you creepy! Makes you obsessed with your hair. Makes you cruel! Makes you say and do things you never thought you would do! It’s all any of us want and it’s hell when we get there! So, no wonder it’s something we don’t want to do on our own.

FLEABAG | 2.06

[pointnclick]

how is a little freak like me supposed to make it in this world

[tastefullyoffensive]

[huffylemon]

Happy Halloween

[spookyskeletonblog]

[grace--upon--grace]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

one day itll be 2023 and everything will be good

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

you fucking liar

[crazy-brazilian]

[safety-net-did]

[image ID : a simple drawing of a pink anthropomorphic rabbit person sitting at a desktop computer. They are smiling at the viewer and giving a thumbs up, other hand on the computer mouse. In the desktop is a smiling globe, also giving a thumbs up. Sitting atop the monitor is a small purple octopus toy, looking at the rabbit person. Text above and below reads:

you don't have to relate to everything you see online

since things are simply not about you

Signed by Clarice Tudor

/end ID]

[townfulloflosers]

a couple of weeks ago, i ended up sitting across this very American guy at a dinner party. we got on the topic of weather (exciting), and how berlin had a lot of pollen this spring which made it tough for a lot of people.

but, i apparently pronounced pollen incorrectly. i don't remember exactly how i pronounced it, but the American immediately corrected me and asked why i mispronounced it, teasing, although clearly he understood what i meant.

i felt awkward and flustered, as if i would have to justify or defend myself.

why are people like this? especially in a language like English that is so international and so diverse, to be corrected over a minor mispronunciation and then teased moreover feels so unnecessary. perhaps its also worth noting that this was at a dinner for internationals of all different backgrounds.

[filmesbrazil]

[manny-jacinto]

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (2012)

[twilightbimbo]

[eyecloud9-deactivated20260327]

[princess-of-the-corner]

No no. I’m reblogging this again because like

Can y'all IMAGINE what was goin on in this man’s head??? What did he think was happening here??

[gotterhag]

never seen this movie??? what uh…what. hey. Hi. Hey, good evening. Hi how are ya. Hi there. Hey so whhhhhWhUu—WHAT happens next??

[luisonte]

Me duele la cabeza

[humandryersheet]

This is actually examples of the field of mathematics called topology and it’s fucking bullshit wizard shit.

[weissfire]

finally, applied mathematics

[unmistrusting]

[ruinedchildhood]

IYKYK

[theadhdgoblin]

[mioxenoblade]

🍜🍥🍜

[dont-give-a-fuck-club]

sorry i didn't respond im losing my fucking mind

[buffysummers]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997-2003)