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@towngossips-blog
“What in the frickin’ heck is going on right now?! I fell asleep watching some stupid show that H wanted to watch and when I wake back up, he’s no where to be found and I...I frickin’ look like him! This kid really needs to get a damn haircut and I might just do that to him as I’m apparently going to be stuck here for a while. Talk about some Freaky Friday shit. Come talk me through what in the hell is going on, please.”
what is H's favorite food?
”Now this is a difficult question because it’s different foods all mashed together to make this one giant mass of food. First you start off with waffles from a certain place named after waffles. Then you go to your nearest where ever and you get a pizza, just cheese. Then you get a few soft tacos, a burger and some chicken strips. Now to assemble this bad boy; Take two slices of pizza, put a piece of the waffle on top of a slice. Then you take your taco, your burger and your chicken strips and place them on top of the waffle and then you put the other slice of pizza on top of all of that, but upside down…of course. Creating the ultimate sandwich, or so H says. Sounds super attractive, right ladies? I’ll just be in the corner eating my salad.”
“Actually, it’s recently changed to your memaw’s cookies.”
what is your relationship with H?
“H and I grew up in the same neighborhood when we were younger and being that we were the only dudes around we had to hang out with each other. I can stand him, most of the time. When he’s not stealing my cookies. I’d say it was a love/hate wolf pack type thing between us… that means don’t be getting any ideas that him and I are anything more.”
“W and I are lovers for life. Don’t let him fool you.”
Name two people (a girl and a guy) in town that you would date if you had the chance
“You know what, I really like this question. It’s different, and I like that. I’m even going to put aside the fact I’d never ‘date’ anyone just to answer it because I like it so much. For girl I would have to go with either Kara or Phoebe, yeah they’re on two totally different spectrums but they’re both hot and have decent personalities. Now for the guys, which should be a whole lot trickier than it is. Seth or Oliver. They’re both attractive men and I just happen to like how they carry themselves.”
“I agree. It’s an okay question. I guess you Townies are starting to try a bit harder? Kidding. Mostly. But, to get back on track... I’d date Maybelle (personality), Lisette (looks), Evan (looks), or Oliver (personality). Take it or leave it.”
“You know what you lovely Town’s people should do? Leave H and I some gossip, confessions, ships, top 5′s, questions about the marvelous H and myself, whatever the hell you’d like in the inbox for us to answer when H finally comes out of his hiding place, which should be later on tonight because I did the smart thing and ordered his favorite food for dinner. “
Why don't you talk about all the couple-ish drama going on?
“I do know that there’s quite a few things like this going on on the dash, which means I’m going to have to ask you to be a tad bit more specific as I know you want certain people talked about and I would hate to miss them but bring up someone that doesn’t interest you. So if you’d care to give me some names, I’d be more than happy to answer this, as would my partner.”
“So it’s been a few days since we’ve gotten anything, and that upsets me. I know Town has more going on than this, why are ya’ll holding out on me and my partner? Come give me the gossip...I’m dying to know what I’ve missed.”
How about your fave characteristic of these lovely ladies: Zoey, Phoebe, Stella, Jess, Kara, and Gwne?
“Making me pick a favorite characteristic from all of these people is like making me pick my favorite child if I were to have kids. But fine, I’ll do it…just for you.”
Zoey: I like that she’s mean. She’d not afraid to tell people how she really feels about them and that isn’t something everyone can do.
Phoebe: Her want to try and make people feel better or happy even when she might not be herself.
Stella: Again, rudeness is a thing I like. So I’m going to have to go with that? Seems like a cop out, I know… But when people are like that it means they’ve been through some shit or that they really are just that selfish and I can relate to both of those things.
Jess: She’s super sweet and super intelligent. Those are the girls you need to watch out for because not only can they lure you in by being super adorable, they can outwit you in a second. Dangerous, but in a good way.
Kara: I love that Kara knows what she wants and knows how to get it. Maybe her methods of getting said things aren’t the most legal in the world…but I applaud her for knowing what she wants and not being afraid to go get it.
Gwen: Where have you been, girl? The first thing that comes to mind is the fact she likes to be mysterious? But then again that doesn’t even sound right in my head…? I’m confused about her, that’s all I have to say.
“Since my partner went more into detail with his answers, I’ll make mine short - but probably not sweet.”
Zoey: She’s a bitch. That’s cool. Good looking.
Phoebe: She has a heart. Okay looking.
Stella: Annoying - don’t like her. Good looking.
Jess: Hot.
Kara: Feisty. Can I get your number? Sex on legs.
Gwen: Brooding type, for sure. But still hot.
opinions on people who joined on 11/27?
“You are terribly vague and unspecific, and that’s kind of the point. It’s hard to know who joined at that time, seeing as we can’t back track it that easily. Care to give us names, grey face?”
Thoughts on Dan, Rick and Willow?
“Alright, so I had to do some more research on Willow, but I think I’m ready.
Dan: the piano man. He’s a nerd, but he seems to get attention from the right people? And when I say people, I mean ladies. He’s got some skills. Maybe I could learn from him.
Rick: Seems to be leaning more on the depressing side of life lately. He needs to leave well enough alone and stop chasing his ex around.
Willow: Hot British girl, right? She seems a bit uptight, though. I think she needs to let that hair down, and break away from her military life line. Live a little, woman!”
“How did you not know that much about Willow? Man, you need to open your eyes.”
Dan: Says he’s not good at flirting but every time I see him, he’s talking to a different girl? Not saying he’s flirting with all of them, but damn, if you can have females flock to you like that... you’re doing something right.
Rick: Went to Canada to have some boo-hoo fest for himself? Is extremely hung up on someone he probably shouldn’t be considering he’s got another girl living with him. Move on, man, you’ve got other people in your life. (Ps; a new haircut isn’t going to make you less of an asshole.)
Willow: Just because she has a Military background doesn’t mean she’s uptight. She’s also extremely intelligent and I like that in a woman. Did I mention that she’s really good looking and that I’m a sucker for accents? No...oh. Well I am.
so what's the scoop with evan and phoebe anyways???
“What I’ve gathered is that they had some weird fight and had a friendship breakup. Is that even a thing? Maybe. Anyway, he implied that she isn’t the smartest and she slapped him. I think she was in the right, but clearly he was stubborn enough to just leave. But now that he’s lost - sniffle - Jerry… It looks like things might be coming back together? Where did I put my popcorn?”
“I’m really glad that my partner here seems to know more about this than I do as I’m still stuck in a turkey coma from yesterday. So basically, what I get from all of this is that the two of them really like each other. But that scared Evan, so he doesn’t admit it because he’s extremely stubborn and that crushes Phoebe? Can you two just date already? This roller coaster you’ve got going on is giving me a massive headache. Also, maybe your popcorn is in the same frickin’ place as my cookies. Yes, I found you out H... don’t expect me to speak to you for a few days! My Memaw made those for me you asshole.”
What the hell is a Jerry and why is Evan so devastated over it?
“You apparently don’t know a thing about Evan’s pet ficus and that’s horrible. Jerry was the one thing he truly loved, and now he’s gone. I, for one, am in mourning as well. This is a bit close to home as I lost my Pet Rock in the toddler attack of October 2012. My niece came to visit and.. You can imagine what happened. I still miss you, Dwayne!
Evan, I want to address you directly. I am personally so sorry for your loss. It is a horrible, horrible thing to lose you beloved pet, no matter what it is. Peace with you, brother.”
“Jerry is a ficus? Oh shit. I thought it was some reference to a penis but then again I was confused as to why he kept it in a pot? Lord only knows with him. Or with anyone in Town. H, are you really still on about that stupid pet rock? I don’t understand you people. There’s plenty of ficus and rocks out there waiting to be your new ‘pets’ but ya’ll are too busy morning the other ones to even see that. With that being said, my condolences to you Evan in this tragic time.. I’ll be sending flowers and a card your way.”
What did Zoey do???
“Honestly, what hasn’t she done? The first thing I saw today was her making our little pessimistic friend, Gwen, cry. I get it. If someone is being depressing, it’s gonna make you feel bad, frustrated even. Especially if they keep going on about how they’re just failing at everything. Believe me, I’m the last person to ask for life advice; most of the time I’m strolling around town, looking for something that someone else is doing to talk about. And then there’s the thing where she got sick to her stomach while getting frisky with Phoebe. Just when it was getting good, too. Dammit. But I guess that’s not something she can control. Though, I hope she gets over it soon and we get an encore of what was going on before she rushed off to the bathroom.”
“Whoa. Zoey seems to be winning the award for Bitch of the Year, 2016. In other news, I think we have some strange drama going on here in town. Why don’t you fill us in on the latest while we’re out tolling today? Send anything you’ve got to this link.”
Who's backstories are you most interested in of those in Town?
“Everyone’s back story has something of interest to it. It’s just the fact of hearing more about them to get into their back stories. There’s my answer, but my partner might have a different view.”
“Backstories? Oh god, it’s my nightmares coming to haunt me via anonymous messages. Just kidding, don’t get your knickers in a twist. Just like H, I agree that everyone has something interesting about their past lives to make them who they are today. However, I’m more interested in the people who seem to be making a lot of bad choices, because, Lord...if you’re fucking up that bad, you had to have went through some shit. Or maybe you even caused some. I’m interested to know, come tell me.”
I think you guys have been sorta mean to Phoebe. I mean sure she has a lot of romantic and sexual ventures but she's one of the most kind hearted, geniune and loving people I've ever met
“I never said she was a bad person. Just that she is a huge mess and needs to figure out what she wants to do. Most of the people in town do. Matter of fact, I remember saying that I’m really interested in Phoebe’s drama in the first place. Otherwise, yes. Phoebe is an absolute doll and deserves all sugar cookies and gum drops in the world.”
“Okay listen, neither of us are here to make friends or play nice when it’s not needed. H might be, actually now that I say that. But I’m not. I’m here to tell ya’ll like it is. But other than that tidbit of information, we have not ever said she’s a bad person because of her choices. No. In fact, we’ve just said that she needs to sort shit out. But so does ninety percent of Town. You want me to name names? Too bad, but if you thought about yourself reading this, you’re probably one of those people. Hell, I’m all for her making out with everyone and their mom, but sometimes you just gotta chill out, girl.”
Sending out questions to any townies interested. Like this post if you want one.