[daingertmadelyn-deactivated2025]

[mugshotsreal]

[waffleconefrappe]

LMFAO

[stability]

[squidyword]

speak for yourself you little shit

[theoldness]

[toxicadvocacy]

Chicken permission

[travalicious]

[toxicadvocacy]

Me On Chopped

Judges: she's just, she's just shoving food into her jacket, she's literally just here to steal food,

[toxicadvocacy]

I think advertisers could find a better platform to reach their key demographic

[toxicadvocacy]

Just some creepy Nostradamus predictions

[maisonderriere]

[rubyvroom]

this was 20 years ago and nothing’s changed

[toxicadvocacy]

Simpsons have always had Nostradamus on their payroll

[venusaurphobia]

I can’t believe B.o.B. released a fucking Neil deGrasse Tyson diss track but I guess that’s just the kind of year it’s going to be 

[venusaurphobia]

I think it’s safe to say that I very seriously and painfully underestimated the kind of year it was going be

[weloveshortvideos]

This dog sucks at fetch

[toxicadvocacy]

I think that dogs neck is broken

[android1000]

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[waffleperks]

The new Romeo and Juliet

[toxicadvocacy]

Who's a good koi

[oblomovite-deactivated20160709]

me: ok im gonna sit down and read this book with no distractions

me two minutes later:

[catonmyshirt]

If Owen Wilson read “The Night Before Christmas”

[likeworriedfire]

FUCK

[amandaknox]

I’m freaking OUT

[baelienz]

THE NOSE CONTOUR

[toxicadvocacy]

I want Owen Wilson to see this more than anything

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mick Jagger, 72, is having a kid, his 8th, with his 29 year old girlfriend, who is 16 years younger than his oldest child, which is 45. But two moms or two dads is too difficult to explain to a seven year old.

[toxicadvocacy]

Jesus that tea must be in a top quality thermos cause 8 hours later it's still scolding hot

[robdelaney]

Bernie Sanders grilling Alan Greenspan in 2003. Wow.

[toxicadvocacy]

Bernie sanders speaks with the intellect and fortitude of a man who should have won the democratic nomination and when you throw in his unwavering track record of being a voice for the voiceless it comes off as shameful that he was given the cold shoulder by the majority of Americans throughout the 2016 election campaigning.