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Looks like I need pay Herr Wright a little visit and teach him why stalking is bad...

“Well this is just great”

“Nein, this stinks! Right after your family had a falling out, too, even I haven’t spoken to my brother in years!”

"He doesn't get how awful he treated our daughter. He never spent quality time with her. He says he loves her but turns around and says things children aren't supposed to hear. That's why I left. He didn't treat her right."

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“This is probably because his own father treated him this way by casting him out of Heaven when he was created....Did you ever think that was why he does this? Did you even bother to ask what causes his actions? If not, then...I’m shocked you didn’t ask him, as you would’ve found out his dad is a being called The Presence.. He was kicked out of Heaven because he rebelled 3 minutes after he was created.”

“Well this is just great”

“Nein, this stinks! Right after your family had a falling out, too, even I haven’t spoken to my brother in years!”

#edgeworth-muses

Mister Gavin, Miles Edgeworth has anger problems, do you think he should be a Prosecutor?

Nein, he should definitely NOT be any kind of Lawyer with those issues!

#destinyhoshidorp

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Send “Well this is just great” for our muses to get stuck in a snowstorm together!

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"Greetings Mr. Gavin."

“Greetings, Herr Edgeworth.”

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"How are you? We certainly don't see much of you these days."

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“I have been doing well, bored as heck in Solitary, though.”

"Greetings Mr. Gavin."

“Greetings, Herr Edgeworth.”

#edgewxrthmuses

Royal Chaos’s Fun Island’s Nightmare Mode...But the Mun is the real nightmare!

Do you want to ship with any of my AA muses? I muse Phoenix and Miles.

We’ll try Kris and Phoenix and see where it goes.

#mythixmuses

Kristoph is back!

What are you doing with those?

“Uh, I can explain...”

#steelssenpai

“I really tried my best, I swear! I just couldn’t finish it all in time, I’m sorry!”

“Nein, don’t apologize, you did your best, that’s all I ask of you, darling.

You have served the Devil well, little Angel.”

#steelssenpai

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MASTER / SERVANT SENTENCE STARTERS

master. “Why haven’t you started on the dinner yet?” “You did a good job today.” “You call this clean?!” “Don’t you think this is a little inappropriate?” “Aw, look who’s an obedient little pet.” “Why aren’t you wearing the outfit I laid out for you?” “Eyes on the floor, remember?!” “You can do better than this.” “Do you need a reminder of who you belong to?” “You can take tonight off. I want you to enjoy your birthday.” “What are you hiding? Don’t lie to me.” “Now, show me what a good girl/boy you’ve been.” “I know this is all a little new for you, so I won’t be too harsh. Yet.” “You’ll sleep on the floor tonight.” “If you don’t improve your behaviour very soon, young man/lady, you’re going to regret it.” “One wrong move and it’s back into the cage. Am I making myself clear?” “Come here… I got you something.” “You’ve been slacking a lot lately. You need some correction.”

servant. “How was your day, Master / Mistress?” “I’m sorry, Master / Mistress. I shouldn’t have laughed.” “I saw this and I thought you might appreciate it, Sir / Ma’am.” “Did you sleep well, Master / Mistress?” “Is there anything I can do for you, Sir / Ma’am?” “I really tried my best, I swear! I just couldn’t finish it all in time, I’m sorry!” “I’m just… so tired…” “Y-you’re not getting rid of me, are you? Master / Mistress?”

Kristoph, Destiny's breaking up with Steven!

Nein! He must’ve really fucked up this time!