Stares into the camera @captclocks - Tumblr Blog

It would be so funny if we had a class divide on Tumblr because of the ios tag ban but like instead of the expensive iOS users in control it's us Android peasants in control of the content

clockmocker

Nice iphone 29, too bad you can't look at my posts

#girl

theshape0fpunktocome

sistertaxon

really funny how people on tumblr will talk about “hoe scaring music” then clutch their pearls when hozier does something half a genre outside his typical. honey you are the hoe being scared

pointnclick

not huge on anime and i’ve never heard a vocaloid song in its entirety but every time i see miku i’m like yeah baby it’s miku that’s my friend miku

dragongirlafro

sweatbox-deactivated20230205

stop drawing human blathers as a twink we all know he looks like this

kk-parades

digging up this old ass post simply to say that i see your concept and raise you:

animefacialrecognitionsoftware01

Everybody in the notes shit up yall have too many thin characters already i don't even play aminsl crosting let the bird nerd be chubby

furbearingbrick

annieisyourfavourite

[image description:

1. A photo of Jack Black from Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle.

2. A photo of Blathers from Animal Crossing.

3. A photo of Jack Black from School of Rock.

4. A screenshot of the text, "I'm just imaging [imagining] Jack Black screaming bloody murder as I show him an ant now".

End of description.]

what-even-is-thiss

I think that we as a society should get more comfortable with the idea that sometimes our friends will be attracted to us and sometimes we will be attracted to our friends and nothing needs to come of that.

You don't have to date. You don't have to stop being friends. You can just keep hanging out. Self control and respect exists.

And sometimes you will date your friend and figure out that your dynamic worked better when you were friends. And then you can go back to being friends. It's really quite simple. Mature and cool, even.

miseriathome

Even requited attraction doesn't need to be acted upon. Two people can be mutually attracted to each other and still decide not to date or not to change the dynamic of their friendship. People who are dating can mutually decide it worked better as a friendship, even if the attraction persists.

Feelings are just feelings. Not all feelings need to be realized as actions. It's very mature and cool to still treat people like people even after learning about their feelings, whatever they are.

guooey

reviews are in…..

liquidstar

this is what it feels like straying too far from my circle of mutuals on tumblr dot com

liquidstar

this post has already gotten far enough from my circle of mutuals that people think the girl with the glasses is the one that im sympathizing with in this post

hoshigumayuugi

carcosa-commune

idk why everyone is mad pewdiepie got robbed??? uh, maybe the robber apologized??? it was just. a heated. burglary moment. why y'all sjws coming for this robber he did nothing wrong!!

top-lil

hey hey

OP

fuck you

glowtech

bidoofs law never lets me down

top-lil

quasi-normalcy

You’re…disappointed that they didn’t come up with a counter-argument to your brilliant and rapier-sharp point of saying “fuck you”?

fudhchshfhvhffuckoff

bro isnt that the down with cis guy

dynal

Glad to know nothing has changed over the past decade

scope-dogg

thedevilsrain

every single translator: get his ass

fluffmugger

Hungarians: What ass?

quillwombat

when an author sets up a narrative choice where all the options are scary and bad and the protagonist chooses kindness and it changes everything because it opens doors that shouldn’t be possible and every single time i go FERAL

nuclear-tea

Similarly, the slow reveal that the protagonist has been spending their life gaining favors and making friends so that in the end a bunch of groups and people who should be enemies come together to work for the greater good and end up forming more peaceful relations in the aftermath YES

mysharona1987

milfsarahmccool

we act like the derry girls get into wild shenanigans because they’re teenagers when mary and sarah were literally caught stealing jewellery off a corpse and joe was prepared to take on a polar bear with a tranquilliser gun. that is cross generational poor decision making, that is grade-A genetic stupidity

#that's just what Derry is like

starredforlife

new quiz y'all! worked on this until 4 am lol. reblog and tell me, what kind of supervillain are you?

airandangels

This is EXACTLY the result I wanted with all my heart, seldom have I found a uquiz so perfectly satisfactory.

#religiously traumatised #i mean i am Irish #the lack of dead parent options on the parent question btw was boring

fudemushi

those cosmic horrors are beyond YOUR comprehension. i get it tho

taykoutmccleod

iamoutofideas

in case any of my followers need a job

katelyndanger

Finally kicking out the British, huh?

doodlemancy

it’s time to yell at Discord before they help destroy the planet

Discord’s CEO is on twitter hinting about their apparent future involvement with NFTs/crypto.

In case you aren’t already aware, cryptocurrency is digital currency that sucks because it consumes an absurd amount of energy and computer parts, and NFTs are a way of creating false scarcity for digital items, which are bought and sold with crypto currency, and also suck. Here is an article about why that shit sucks. The article has additional information. Here is a twitter account that also documents NFT thefts & scams (NFTs are often stolen art sold without permission).

HERE IS WHAT YOU SHOULD DO ASAP:

1. CANCEL NITRO. Don’t wait around for them to reverse course or apologize. Cancel it now, choose “other” when it asks why you’re canceling and write in your answer. They need to see the financial backlash right now. You can always re-sub if they backpedal, but right now they need the impetus to do the backpedaling.

2. GO HERE to their feedback forum. make a thread and tell them you cancelled nitro and don’t want them involved with crypto garbage. contribute to other threads if you see one that piques your interest. EXTRA CREDIT: downvote this thread, boo them, downvote the crypto dingdongs in the comments.

3. If you have twitter, tweet at them. tweet at @discord and reply to Jason’s tweet with whatever dunking and booing you feel like.

4. PASS IT AROUND. Tell your friends with nitro. Tell your favorite group chats and servers. Encourage them to do the same.

This is one of those situations where we need massive and decisive backlash RIGHT NOW to nip it in the bud. Your input really does matter right now. Shouting down shit like this has gotten even companies like Patreon to reverse course on bad decisions. Even the stupidest tech bros do respond to enough screaming. So SCREAM. Remind them where their real money comes from, and scare them away from the planet-destroying fake money.