Still A Fangirl 😔

Idk horned up and nerdy about it

[hollanoveau]

Franco Lo Presti for HUF Magazine

[ilyapasta]

Actually, I do want season 2 to blow its music budget on a mainstream song. But it’s not Diamonds by Rihanna, and not even because I dislike the placement of that song. I want them to blow all their money to get the Centaurs’ goal song, DJ Khaled’s “All I do is Win,” because I want the absolutely rancid vibes of Ilya scoring a hat trick and then just skating dejectedly back to the bench while that song plays as their fan (1) cheers, because yeah Ilya got a hat trick, but currently the score is 10-3.

[ilyapasta]

Also the team kicking their ass is like, Columbus 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

[my-dark-happy-place]

Happy Pride to one of my favorite scenes from the books

[meltingformelking]

[toybarrett]

LIVING for the rhinestones and lemons fic!! i have read and re-read religiously!!

This is so nice 😭

Chapter 7 coming this weekend babyyy

[maidenvault]

Not “Only my reading of canon is correct” or “Interpretations are subjective and all valid” but a secret third thing, “More than one interpretation can be valid but there’s a reason your English teacher had you cite quotes and examples in your papers, you have to have a strong argument that your interpretation is actually supported by the text or it is just wrong and I’m fine with telling you it’s wrong, actually.”

[mooncustafer]

If the text says the curtains are blue you can argue about what that means; but if you’re going to claim they’re actually yellow you’d better have a really good argument.

[xwilltruman]

i know the curtains better than the author. thank you for coming to my ted talk

[maidenvault]

Fandom has such unresolved mommy/daddy issues about authors. If you apply a little reading comprehension skills to my original post you’ll see I didn’t say anything at all about the author. You guys always make “interpretation” about your beef with the author. You’re all obsessed with the author. This post is just about deciphering what is there in canon. Figuring out what is being communicated by the canon itself with all the words and images and basic formal elements that are there in canon. That’s all it’s about. It really doesn’t matter if the author intentionally put all those things there in a pattern that might support the idea that this one character’s queer. That’s not what this is about. What matters is if you can compellingly argue there’s a pattern of evidence there. Or not. Everyone is conspiring together to make me go insane still adding shit about authorial intent on my post.

[tannisroute]

isn't it crazy that a woman being gender nonconforming literally just requires her to exist in her own body without making any changes whatsoever. why does the fact that i don't wear makeup and i don't shave and i don't wear a bra have to be some political act. why can't i just fucking exist

[nonlynear]

“unprofitable platform” i’m getting rich off the currency of genuine human connection idiot

[gaynehollander]

No but, honestly, imagine your buddy pulling you over to show you something on their phone and what they wanted to show you is the fact that your long-term situationship whom you're definitely in love with is dating like 2013 era Jennifer Lawrence and actually, no one knows you two were ever anything so you definitely can't have the public meltdown you can feel yourself teetering on the edge of.

[gayhockeyshow]

And THEN you stub your toe

[youcanstillwhistle]

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[ava-deb]

COMMUNITY SEASON 3, EPISODE 4

[spiriteddesire]

[francislangdon]

bro was smitten

[fuckrozanov]

the worst writing crime you can ever commit in my opinion is watering down the dirty talk because you’re self-conscious that it sounds like it’s from a bad porno…..i cannot stress this enough……leave it alone. the moment you tell yourself he would not fucking say that you’re doomed. people will say almost anything if their dick is hard enough

[sinmonger]

Hollanov + tweets (part 2)

[toybarrett]

Would doing this get me hacked?