QUIET MOUNTAIN !rp prompts from my best friend and I’s silly sitcom rps . feel free to change tense / pronouns .
I can turn her into origami with enough pull .
they’re not going to let me get away with building another one .
I can think of a few people I wish we could uninvite .
I have to get out of this town .
do I look nice ? time sensitive question .
I told them I’m dying . they don’t need to know I’m already dead , right ?
his hands are freakishly big .
I don’t like them , honey .
he’s of impressive stature .
can you deliver exorcisms ?
if you like , I can bring up the wikipedia page for psychological projection again .
yous looks like a widdle piss baby !
it’s rabbit day , and WE are the rabbits .
I’ve been like this for 23 years .
what’s confusing me is he did something for someone . . . willingly ? out of the kindness of his heart ?
I’m sad to say [ name ] is not in hell .
it’s been renovated into a gamestop .
who puts a gamestop in the middle of a residential street ?!
hey ! this is my victim !
was [ name ] human ? is that something we have solidified proof of ?
plus , I’m legally dead .
good - hearted losers who won’t submit to your evil whims are so annoying .
you are egotistical and unlikeable .
I will NOT be attending therapy .
SOME of us had to work hard for our immortality .
fairytales are pathetic . if I were the little mermaid I would plunge a dagger deep into [ partner’s ] heart for my life without hesitation .
my therapist quit after I told her I was half - god .
I was in hell for uh . . . hmm . . .
It can’t be too difficult to outsmart the devil .
I dunno what y'mean , mister . sorry .
that was [ name ] , he’s uh , not very nice .
I am learning that I am ’ important ’ and ’ valuable ’ thanks to [ someone’s name ]’s books on self - care .
thank you . I’ll find you a new worm in return .
is that vintage ? what is that ?
he can’t reach the doorknob . . .
I will not be helping your ’ clout ’ scam .
I did make us a cake ! it’s in the shape of a heart . . . I think ? um , it’s looks a LITTLE like texas .
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