Storm Writer

American female trying to find my place in the world

[womensbaseball]

Women's Baseball World Cup action starts Wednesday! Photos from USA Baseball

[itssosunnyout]

scooby you were just a boy

[userfish]

what do you need for the week

a really long hug

big drink

a cool new song

pack of Chinese cigarettes

the kind of sleep that makes you feel refreshed

just one fucking W

50 william dollars

too nuanced for your polls

Remaining time: 4 days 23 hours

let’s get this bread folks 🫩

[museiums]

artist: felicia chiao

[maythray]

"the three dots on the side" call her by her REAL NAME.. Meatballs Menu

[maythray]

im gonna say it now so everyone in my notes stops arguing over this. meatballs menu is three dots side-by-side. kebab menu is three dots up and down. bento menu is an array of 9 dots in a square shape. hamburger menu is three lines horizontally. Yes there are others but none of them are nearly as prevalent so i dont care enough to list them. goot bye

[gauntletqueen]

Literally what they're called btw this post isn't a bit

[ailurinae]

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

Computer programmers are perpetually famished

[ominous-signs]

a sign from work :)

[terrible-tentacle-theatre]

Fun fact: the guys at our college’s geology department prop out the doors with their samples. I totally understand why but as someone whose work with samples is necessarily super delicate and sterile it fucks me up so bad

[bears-official]

lol idk if you watch nautilus live at all but watching them process bio & geo samples side by side evokes exactly this Thing (the descriptions are gold too… “here are the 30 steps we use to preserve bio samples, and as for rocks, well, we let them dry, bag them, & put them in the Rock Box)

[terrible-tentacle-theatre]

Good to know there’s enough Biologist Salt™ to go around

[thepioden]

Paleontologists occupy a weird and highly uncomfortable slice of this Venn Diagram

[thepurplegeologist]

in my own experience with geology most precautions with samples are to preserve the life and safety of the geologist, most of the rocks are fine. 

[laboradorescence]

i am continually reminded of one of my colleagues, who wanted to collect a sample of gypsum on a field excursion but was too lazy to take off his backpack and get his rock hammer. so he said “eh, it’s soft enough” just fucking punched the rock until a piece fell off like it was fucking minecraft

[keeper-keeps]

[kujakumai]

still haunted by "when Pegasus visits Egypt there is an entire very alive village surrounding the temple which Shadi casually calls Kul Elna but when we visit less than ten years later for the ceremonial duel the temple is very evidently in the middle of nowhere." I am not putting it past Shadi to create an entire phantasmal ghost village but it does seem like a lot of effort to give one guy an eyeball

[loyaldis]

Stupid Rabbitdog

[thememedaddy]

[exiledsummer]

I think Yancy could survive being welded inside a submarine to navigate a blood ocean but Simon can't perform I Don't Wanna Be Free. There's a clear winner here

[invizigothx]

first rule of Cite Club: tell everyone where you learned about Cite Club

[playwrongs]

invizigothx. (2026, January 30). first rule of Cite Club: tell everyone where you learned about Cite Club [Text post]. Tumblr. https://www.tumblr.com/invizigothx/807189844216446977/first-rule-of-cite-club-tell-everyone-where-you?source=share

[cryptocism]

look me in the eyes dc and tell me a seventeen year old would make a good ceo

[exdivine]

“Abortion should be rare but always available,” is like saying hip replacements should be rare. An abortion is a common medical procedure. It’s not necessary to have opinions over how it should be done and how often, unless you’re a doctor.

[niiwa-angel]

Dead ass, imagine if they said this about other female specific procedures and contraception?

"IUDs should be rare but always available"

"cervix exams should be rare but always available"

"C Sections should be rare but always available"

Boy shut the fuck up. Medical procedures like that are something our grandmother's would have KILLED to have!!

[aleespace]

[shyyren]

op i hope you don't mind but i made this gif non-looping and it has been sending me into hysterics every time i think about it

[gargoylegf]

The idea that machine is more perfect than human must be destroyed