RYAN: I am okay! I'm just tired. I had to argue with this group of old men who were on this planet at the same time as dinosaurs about their miserable business. And I just bought the new iPhone, Siri and I need to figure our stuff out. Relationships are tough, they say.
RYAN: I strongly dislike babies as soon as they see the light of day until they turn 18, and even then, it depends. I understand you. And I can assure you, it's possible! I have been a foster mother to so many of our visitors already, without the smallest amount of maternal instincts. Cats might be the best fit, though! Dogs... Dogs need a lot of loving. Like babies.
RYAN: Girl, you will! Have a little faith in yourself!
RYAN: Why am I telling you about my life?
Tracy: Siri is quite good at handling relationships. She told me to leave the last flirtationship I was in.... So... Yes... Relationships are tough.
Tracy: I can't say I can offer love. I kinda don't like the whole bestfriend vibe dogs emit lmao. That makes me terrible, no?
Tracy: Also, idk why u're telling me abt your life... i just need kittens, man. 😪🤣