bloodsucker

Mitz | The artist formerly known as x-polycule

[dogpuppy]

[hotvampireadjacent]

This would be a place of worship if I bought it

[sandersstudies]

Found my husband’s baby book. OBSESSED with an image of him, newborn baby, on what looks like a large white comforter, alone, with the caption New Guy In Town. Obsessed I tell you.

[sandersstudies]

[sandersstudies]

The true 90s baby aesthetic as computers in the home were normalized

[babybelminis]

why is it giving this

[saturnmortis]

[10001gecs]

I need to suck you off until you’re groaning like a beached whale 🫣

ok you can give me a blowjob but take the time to think of a more sexy simile please

[10001gecs]

😭

[starrynet]

that’s his little guy!!

[littleguysdaily]

I wish I had what they have...

[longnuts]

Does anyone know what to do

[princecarlton]

[koiagain]

I guess you could say he’s ve… he’s a very h…

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[konoko]

[vampnightwing]

Why is there absolutely no way to buy actually narrow shoes. You google "narrow shoes" and half the links are for wide fit options. people with wide feet should be shot and not allowed to complain ever I am this close

[destructions-daughter]

and you know what's really fucked up about a site like rco getting taken down? there are a ton of comics that you genuinely can't acquire elsewhere. during the height of my involvement in the dc fandom i did pay for so-called 'unlimited' access to the dc catalogue and there were huge swathes of comics- comics that weren't even that old or obscure! fucking batman annuals!!- that just did not appear in dc's database. a couple of these titles were available for purchase on amazon but the vast majority were not for sale through any official channel. so unless you were willing to shell out absurd amounts of money on the secondhand collector's market- which wouldn't benefit the copyright holder at all anyway!- rco or a similar site was your only option. it's just ridiculous.

[teleostuber]

Liquidate the accounts

[kingcatnine]

I mean you'd have to be a fucking idiot to go after readcomiconline *remembers its dc and marvel we're dealing with* uh oh

[escuerzoresucitado]

Good morning

[secretmellowblog]

> I am recommended a feminist historical romance

> I ask whether it’s actually feminist, or whether it’s a story about how patriarchy is good as long as the patriarch is benevolent

> they don’t understand

> I describe the common trope in faux-feminist historical romance where the female lead is able to “escape” the sexism of her time simply by marrying the rare good man who respects women— as if patriarchy is a problem of abusive individuals, rather than an inherently abusive system. As if all the issues in patriarchy go away if the man you marry is Nice. As if “patriarchal systems can actually work well when the patriarch is kind and loves you uwu” is a bold feminist statement, instead of the cornerstone of inherently reactionary tradwife beliefs about gender roles.

> they laugh

> “it’s a feminist historical romance”

> look inside

> it’s a story about how patriarchy is good as long as the patriarch is benevolent

[rottencore]

This post keeps making me cry laughingg

[konohahater]

car is a sentient beast that eats dollars and can tell when you have money in your bank account

[konohahater]

🎯

[escuerzoresucitado]