We're going hunting... and it's bastard season!

[tragedybard]

Campaign 4 Diagram Masterpost

(Last Update: Episode 25)

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The Shapers & The Sundered Houses

Maps

[reonnex]

Do-do-do-do-do-do, Steve

[ariadne-mouse]

I wish a fond farewell to Gus/Murray with Cooldown confirming he is gay but lovingly greet a platonic version where they continue to be insane in battles and talk intensely about destiny and public service and idealism and shit

[lalalyssh]

Everyone's favorite punk rock 💎✨️

[sassy-cass-16]

the schemers meeting the soldiers is fully like what would happen if a bunch of loony tunes characters spilled into an episode of game of thrones

[ginkgogoldenleaf]

Please, sit down and let a Mask tell you a wonderful story

[tragedybard]

Campaign 4 Diagram Connection Board +Timeline (E25)

(Up to Episode 25)

Updated Campaign 4 Diagram Masterpost (+Houses & Gods Diagram)

[justsomeone76]

So, we know that the Chambers of Lord-Advisory has to pretend to be overjoyed that King Gus was saved from the assassins. We also know that one of the only non-disguised and instrumental figures in saving King Gus was Murray.

This means there's a world where Primus Tachonis gets back to Dol-Makjar just in time to have to sit through an excruciatingly long ceremony of the Chamber of Lords-Advisory publicly thanking the bursar he almost merced a week ago for foiling the assassination plot he requested. I hope they make eye contact. Please. It would so funny.

[tragedybard]

Campaign 4 Diagram Connection Board +Timeline (E25)

(Up to Episode 25)

Updated Campaign 4 Diagram Masterpost (+Houses & Gods Diagram)

[revvethasmythh]

[kerosene-in-a-blender]

The Women of House Tachonis: Terrifying, evil, competent, they speak few words but they make up for it in confidence and efficiency

The Men of House Tachonis: Evil, but with a side order of "why is he doing it like that? Congratulations that's the worst anyone's ever done it", whatever aura they farm immediately lost in tripping over their own dicks

[potatoesandsunshine]

every sundered house fucking wishes they had their shit together the way halovar does. royce? almost completely wiped out. einfasen? idk about them yet but they're getting tricked all the time. cormoray? your lady got eaten by a box last week. tachonis? so inclined to do ridiculous shit that it's easy to blame them for your own plots. you fucking wish you invented the candescent creed you fucking wish you had angel babies

[onloisoh]

Their reactions summarise the episode perfectly

[erandraws]

My little brother

[triaelf9]

It's the only way to see what's up with weird, magical paint XD

[petvampire]

somewhere out there is a universe where occtis tachonis and demodus blix exist as roommates in a buddy comedy about wizard college shenanigans

[your-turn-to-role]

i know clowning on primus tachonis for his shitty recipe following is all we've been doing all week but god i still can't get over the fact that okay, you figured out the modified ritual would only work on an alive tachonis without innate sorcery, meaning there was ONLY ONE CANDIDATE IN THE UNIVERSE this could have worked on, and THIS is the time you chose to go fuck it we're doing it live???

i swear, "something's wrong with the boy - primus, you fool, what have you done??" gets funnier every week. yeah, primus, what have you done, with this once in a lifetime opportunity? well first off you failed to keep track of the kid, because you told him to his face you didn't care what he did with his life as long as you didn't have to hear about it. second, you didn't actually test that the ritual could be done from a distance, you just assumed, which even if you were right, is extremely poor scientific practice to suddenly add in other variables when experimenting on your, and i cannot stress this enough, only viable subject! you also threw in the complete demolishing of two other noble houses at the same time, because you were planning to destroy them anyway, no harm in splitting our forces because surely the experiment will work out and then it won't be a problem!

i know you were under some amount of time pressure but given that your house hasn't imploded yet in the week since you failed the ritual that's time enough to check your working

the ritual calls for replacing the subject's living heart with one carved from celestial bones and you just shoved the stone of nightsong in there wholesale. primus that's not a heart that's a fucking bird

[letsnotandsaywewantedto]

Dearest Uncle Segundus, The recipe calls for 'One (1) Occtis Tachonis, fresh'. Would you please remind Father that we don't have a spare, so it's very important to not to waste him. If the Deva Vindicta Soufflé falls, we can't just go to the market and purchase another Occtis at the Disappointing Offspring stall. Could you please ask him to follow the fucking recipe and also to refrain from slamming the oven door for a whole entire hour while our defective sibling bakes? Hugs and Kisses, Petra and Ryah