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[highly-emotional-people]

♡ HAPPY 9TH BIRTHDAY ELECTRA HEART ♡ // 27 April 2012

[tragedyidle]

*Alcina and Heisenberg discussing*

Heisenberg: Bro-

Alcina: Don't call me "bro"! I'm not your "bro"!

Heisenberg:

Heinseberg: Ok, ok, bro'am.

[harrturr]

my gals and alice with night dress

[tragedyidle]

Cassandra: If he fuck your friend, don't fuck with the man he hates, fuck with the man he admires.

Alcina: Don't be stupid, dear. Don't fuck with the man he hates or with the man he admires, fuck with his father.

Heinseberg: ...fuck with the girl he likes.

Daniela: Fuck with everyone... And with his mom.

[tragedyidle]

Alcina: Heisenberg, you irresponsible bastard! You have no idea of the danger taking three people on the same motorcycle!

Heinseberg: Well-

Cassandra: Wait, wait, did you say "three people"?

Alcina: Yes!

Heinseberg: Me, you, Daniela-

Cassandra: OMG BELLA FELL!

Daniela laughing hysterically: I PUSHED HER LOL

[tragedyidle]

i love this edit

[ x x x ]

[tragedyidle]

*Ethan kills Heinseberg*

Alcina: OMG HE'S DEAD NO

Alcina:

*Alcina picking up his glasses for her*

[tragedyidle]

alcina when any maiden gets her period

[tragedyidle]

ma'am 😳

[neonnoir-ao3]

Noah fence but I’m not gonna take Alcina seriously if she was ever portrayed in media by a woman I saw set loose one of these babies on stage while she sang Primadonna as the opening act for fucking Coldplay 9 years ago:

[tragedyidle]

Justice for Marilyn!

[tragedyidle]

ma'am 😳

[tragedyidle]

fanarts where 🤝 fanarts where

Alcina is Alcina is

buffy plus size

i love all

[tragedyidle]

idk but i imagine the family dynamics of alcina and daniela like that

[tragedyidle]

[tragedyidle]

Daniela: Mom, I'm ready!

Heisenberg: Ready for what?

Daniela: Mommy is taking me to eat sushi!

Alcina: Taking you to therapy, Daniela.

Daniela: Again?

Alcina: Daniela, yesterday you fought with a tree.

Daniela: BUT THAT BITCH WAS TEASING ME!

[tragedyidle]

[tragedyidle]

did you know?

when I say "ily", it doesn't mean "i love you", it means "i love alcina".

not everything is about you, sometimes everything is about alcina and everything is fine.

"but alcina starts with a and not with y" sometimes not everything works out your way either, and everything is fine.

[tragedyidle]

Me: I'm so excited to see Alcina!

Person: Who?

Me: Oh, Alcina. Well, you must know her as Lady Dimitrescu, right?

Person: No, who is she?

Me *sigh*: Tall vampire lady big boobs milf from new Resident Evil

Person: Oh, yes! I wanted her to step on me hahaha

Me: I also wanted her to step on you