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[sallystarletsimp]

Fun fact, Sally is a beta!

She looks so cute and innocent here :3

[tragety9]

I’m sorry she looks like she’s about to sell me a car

[the-lost-starlet]

Would you like a toyota?

[tragety9]

Sure but all I got is a dust bunny and this weird looking cat

[the-lost-starlet]

I'll take the cat, you take the car

[tragety9]

Best deal I’ve ever made in my life

[sallystarletsimp]

Fun fact, Sally is a beta!

She looks so cute and innocent here :3

[tragety9]

I’m sorry she looks like she’s about to sell me a car

[the-lost-starlet]

Would you like a toyota?

[tragety9]

Sure but all I got is a dust bunny and this weird looking cat

[sallystarletsimp]

Fun fact, Sally is a beta!

She looks so cute and innocent here :3

[tragety9]

I’m sorry she looks like she’s about to sell me a car

[tragety9]

I imagine Sally tried to initiate the first melodrama kiss

I also imagine Franny didn’t know what she was doing and immediately threw herself on top of Sally while somehow maintaining eye contact (Most animals, typically goats, tend to be very close with their mates physically while maintaining eye contact to show affection)

[tragety9]

There aren’t any Melodrama fics and I’m dying 😞

I’m so normal about them

[tragety9]

Everyone always puts Sally in a stargazing setting for dates, and while yes! I absolutely adore it! I imagine she wouldn’t be too fond of it…after all she could be spying on fellow stars doing their daily tasks and who would want to do that? Also thinking of herself being watched without her knowledge just creeps her out! More below cut bc I will be chatting ur ears off

Anyhow, aquarium dates are superior! I mean she was already in space, why not explore the ocean while she’s down on earth? I can very vaguely imagine Sally getting a paper in the mail about a new aquarium in town and Franny just so happens to be visiting so why not visit it with her? Just to make her stay just a bit more relaxing! Since Franny is a canonical talker I can imagine her chatting Sally’s ears off about certain sea creatures they come across (I feel like she’d have a special interest in sea life despite living in the forest!).

You can’t tell me Sally wouldn’t be interested in the starfish! They look just like her! Just less glow-y! ^ ^ She would be asking Franny so many questions! Even it made her look like a child, but Franny would be more than just a little happy to answer every question.

Anyway! Aquarium date art dropping soon! Maybe it’ll be a comic, maybe it’ll be a picture who knows!

[tragety9]

Yo okay so I don’t really do theories on WH a lot but I was just thinking about those “dangerous things” lurking outside (pretty sure Sally mentioned it in the Halloween audio) during the night. Well I figured “night” is just the set lights turning off so could those dangerous things just be staff wandering around the set to make sure everything is okay for the next episode? I like to think it’s just puppets being scared and not just “OoOoOo Home controls monsters!” Or smth like that but then again Welcome Home IS in the horror genre so maybe I’m just being too silly abt things

[tragety9]

I was gonna speak normally abt it but I thought this was funnier 🤕

Anyway where the Melodrama shippers at??? 🤨 (Tumblr was NOT letting me post this)