[msnichxxx]

Make her pussy wet not her eyes.

[yaramcokderinden]

Make his dick hard not his life

[drinoo]

Break her bed not her heart

[shindysbaby]

play with her boobs not her feelings

[naastygyal]

Get on his dick not his nerves.

[allurice-deactivated20170412]

always salt your pasta while boiling it 

[hotgirls-in-yogapants]

[markv5]

Когда ты накуренный и не помнишь, как выключается кран

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

slorp

[durbikins]

[tastefullyoffensive]

They look so content. (via thedocholliday)

[kwikemart]

“hey wanna come over and get drunk or someth-”

me:

[dobladim]

[coopcorg-blog]

[illinicoise]

No, you hang up first.

[mathewholyphoto]

[tvpixels]

[accidentalfisting]

[tardisblue-pandas-deactivated20]

Smart and lazy is a horrible combination that results in disappointed teachers, exasperated friends and a whole lot of bad doodling

[wytchlock-deactivated20200207]

Oh shit this was literally me in school

[the-impossible-mind-deactivated]

Don’t forget those angry parents and half finished homework assignments crumpled in your binders

[reganmariie]

Im smart and tired I want to do good but i dont feel like trying anymore

[thatwetshirt]

[awwww-cute]

Ryuji has a cunning smile (Source: http://ift.tt/2pNYouA)

[husbandcinnamon]

Hehehe…. they will never foil my plan…

[moan-s]

[saturnity-deactivated20181002]

[approach]

[jlaw]