I Leave My Titles Untitled.

Stop playing hard to get before I kick you in the butt.

[forklift-certified-catgirl]

I FORGOT I MADE A FUCKING CUSTOM SOUND PACK FOR MINECRAFT AND SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF MYSELF IM CRYING

[gglilyallin-deactivated20250618]

love to follow veterinarian practices on facebook because every one in a while they’ll post a picture of something so bizarrely funny. this axolotl getting an x-ray just took me out

[gglilyallin-deactivated20250618]

ive been getting a lot of people really worried for this axolotl so i thought i’d clarify: she’s fine. she’s moist on the puppy pad so she won’t dry out and the x ray only takes a few seconds. the x ray was because she had an internal gut blockage due to the wrong substrate being used. they took another x ray after giving her barium to determine where in the gut it was, but the barium lubricated her gut enough that she passed the blockage with no invasive surgery and she’s completely fine. here she is not-flattened

[1percentcharge]

[utopians]

literally skateboarders on college campuses don't fear death or god. no brakes no handles just a blank faced college student hurtling past you faster than a semi truck on the interstate weaving through crowds iced latte in one hand speeding into traffic and dodging cars like a fast and the furious movie. they approach a 200 foot drop and you're begging screaming for them to stop but they just go right over the edge and ride down the entire cliff face at a 90 degree angle and skate off like it's nothing and not a drop of the iced latte has spilled

[corpsekeys]

origin smp beeduo :3c

[sigerson6534]

New skin for Ranboo!

[lesbiskammerat]

[soft-xbaby]

fuck

[knivesplushearts-deactivated202]

i think there needs to be a lying face down emoji

[gummyanchovy]

maybe op meant one of the more realistic full body ones but this mental image was so strong

[knivesplushearts-deactivated202]

i’m in tears over this, why do you people think existential dread comes with a full ass out event

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

YOOO 👀👀👀 U REALLY DID PREDICT PRINCE PHILIP'S DEATH. HE DID MAKE IT CLAP ON INSTAGRAM

that beep beep beep wasn’t his heart rate monitor flatlining it was that dump track ass backing it up into the grave. thicc feet under. he’s crossing the river thyx. his tour of booty is finally over. rip

[funnelcloudd]

8 Gyrating Gelatins That Will Blast Nana’s Asscheeks Clean Off

[toxzee]

[mysharona1987]

[helloitsbees]

modern art

[mwagneto]

reaction pics everyone will still understand even with the text removed

[mwagneto]

more

[sherlock-is-ace]

If I might add…

[damn-shawty]

may i add

[palenoface]

[hurleyquinnzel]

[bluestone-alley]

[korrashaircut]

modern hieroglyphics

[flamingbiscuit]

Kinda girl boss of me to not know how to caption this

These gatekeep bois belong to @bonelyheartsclub 💕

(And tagging @improvidence318 cuz I know he likes to be tagged HGG)

[maxbruiser]

My last post, but I attempted to get better quality. Here goes 

[lizziemack]