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I feel like I'm not in control of myself Like I'll be talking and moving But I'm in the back of my mind appalled at what I'm saying and or doing But I can't stop And its gross And I get hurt And it makes me want to eradicate myself I feel as though I am a blemish on the face of humanity And at the same time the peroxide that's going to make it boil out of its niche to be disintegrated by the world. Because I am nothing but scum

My mirror My mirror Draws nearer Nearer

Hahahahayay Yay I fucking hate myself so much Oh no you don't understand No fuck you you don't fucking know I'll kill you so I can use your large intestine to hang myself Fuck off You're weak AUGHHH //I scream anger

shittyidea

Roll your windows down during a car wash, so the inside of your car can be cleaned as well

chelseaperetti

lilwildspark

luncheon-aspic

Reblog the double banana for double luck.

witwitch-deactivated20160508

I want double luck

fit-girl-diary

So for all of you who messaged me asking for a before and after picture of my diet, I found some old ones on my laptop and made this little 2 month progress picture! I’m honestly so happy with the results. And to answer some of your questions, I was using the Forskolin Belly Melt. I ordered it when I saw it on the Dr. Oz show. Keep in mind that it’s not for everyone, it’s kinda expensive. But if you are willing to spend some money for real results, THIS is where I ordered it. I saw a noticeable difference in 2 weeks, and everyone else started noticing in about a month. I literally tried everything including a vegan diet and vigorous exercise but this is what finally took off the extra stubborn pounds and toned my abs.

passionfruitsunrise

OMG you look amazing. I was just reading about this after you made the post and I found a 1 month free supply at this site. @bootyqueening is this the same thing you used and is the product legit? I just need to look like you this summer lol

fit-girl-diary

Update: Wow, my beautiful follower ^ has found a free one month supply, bless her soul. **Everyone ignore the initial link I posted, check out the link she provided instead!** I just ordered the free supply from her link because all free things are good in my opinion, haha. It has a $4.95 shipping fee but that’s much better than paying hundreds of dollars for the full price and they seem to ship to almost every country!

@passionfruitsunrise Thanks so much for sharing, and to answer your question, and for anyone else who is skeptical, yes this is real! I would like to repeat the Dr. Oz himself confirms this! If you scroll down the link for the free trial, you can actually see the original Dr.Oz video explaining exactly why and how quickly it works! This is the PERFECT opportunity to see if you like it before you actually purchase!

shittyidea

Wipe back to front

trannyjynx-blog

No

emedemabri

I shouldn't think I wish I was his favorite When I fucking live with him But lo I am an ass. People care until they realize who I am. This one is just stuck with me and doesn't want to feel guilty. Shit happens. Relationshit haha

Weed got me like

shout out to people with abusive mothers who have to deal with the world acting like every single mother’s love is so expansive and unconditional and tender when that is the opposite of what we experienced

petty-revenge-stories

That's some hot stuff.

I am a bartender in Midtown NYC and as a result there are a lot of men in suits bragging about business deals. One day last week there was an older woman at my bar just having some wine. She was around 60 and very nice. A bunch of business men in suits were standing a little ways behind her drinking some beers. There was one guy in particular, a real alpha type who was bragging about a recent deal he made and just being a general jerk to the other guys (telling them “maybe if you lost a little around the middle you can get more people to sign with you” and just annoying things like that) he was with or “his boys” as he likes to call them. Young and full of ego this man was. Well the older woman at my bar had enough of that “young boy being such a bully” and she went over to them and said to the jerk “hey baby, you never called me” and the jerk responds with “what?” She says “you tried to pick me up right here last week? Don’t you remember?” The guy merely scoffs at her and nervously returns to his conversation while “his boys” start snickering, the older woman than taps him on the shoulder he turns again and she kisses him straight on the lips and says “remember me now” and he just looked in utter horror at this old woman who just kissed him on the lips. “His boys were now in full blown hysterics and the woman came back sat at the bar and with a wink to me and said "that’ll teach him” it was the most awe inspiring thing I ever witnessed.

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