Tranquilised

constantly re-inventing myself. ashleigh, vego, science major, sa

[tryppi]

Vana Howell

[okpals]

i can’t believe i just typed this into the address bar

[ugly-bread]

a lesson about college students:

if you offer them a free t-shirt

they will come

[bruhita-deactivated20190224]

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

[euo]

small boobs squad

[moosekleenex]

Maxi dresses.

[doctormemelordmd]

OKAY SERIOUSLY ONCE I FORCED MY BOYS TO GO TO FOREVER 21 WITH ME AND THE TALLEST IS 6’2” ON A GOOD DAY AND I HELD ONE OF THESE UP TO HIM AND IT STILL TOUCHED THE GODDAMN GROUND THEYRE DESIGNING MAXI DRESSES FOR FUCKING HIGH ELVES

[thehighladyelf]

*whispers* I am a 6ft3 girl and maxi dresses are the only kind of fashion that fit me please understand they are important to the high lady elves

[adampage]

that was the cutest response omg. carry on, high lady elf

[purex-deactivated20241110]

i just walked past 2 construction dudes and one of em just said “i don’t think they’re right-handed or left-handed. they’re just dogs.”

[sepulchritude]

my brother mentioned today that he wondered if there was a certain time he had never seen on a clock

like what if you go you entire life and just happen to never see 7:12

[littlewildearthchild]

i feel your heart beating next to mine 

[urbanthropologie]

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[alinemissamericana]

You either say how you feel and fuck it up or say nothing and let it fuck you up instead.

(via blue-kat)

[ohwow-fuck-you-deactivated20200]

I’m the teasiest little shit ever like people tell me I look innocent as hell but if we’re making out I’ll bite your lip and then pause and if you come towards me I’ll back off because that’s enjoyable as hell to me

but then again if you tease me I’m having none of that and we’ll get real serious real fast, like push you up against a wall pull your hips into mine shit

[shasta-brah]

Literally me.

[imalikshake-deactivated20130818]

[soulless--mind-deactivated20170]

[cheese24k]

Hybrid wolfdog is very protective of the new kitten.

[polanese]

omg

[poltxsexkitten]

"nope, nope that’s too far. time to come back now"

[forgottenships]

[priceofliberty]

[drunkstereotype]

"While I agree with your point, Josephine, capitalism is an unjust ideal and it won’t work anymore"

[hopelesslucas]

for today’s episode on how fucked up our world is: women have a completely different section for plus sizes with completely different clothes and very small variety, but men have all their sizes in the same section, without classifying it “plus sized”. 

[petitedeath]

i have never thought about this..