Define Yourself

Cornelius (Neil) Alexander, 21; a transgender (5/19/18 💉), pansexual, poly-romantic guy with a full-time job. Engaged to my one and only. (He/him)

[i-am-a-fish]

everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

[darknesshaspurplehair]

Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding about this I read this post yesterday and today I got an email from the peeps at hamilton and I won the lotto gor $10 tickets and I would like to give all my thanks to the internet’s favorite fish, Goldie Gurston, for making this possible because I totally believe they did this with their amazing gay powers

[thuriweaver]

So I know this is likely a coincidence…but I reblogged this and just now discovered I’ve been given a $150 amazon gift card as a bonus at work. So thank you, fish!

[ren-allen]

If it worked for them I hope it works for everyone else

[em3rgence-st]

Some big spicy joy pls

[felixluvsketchup-deactivated202]

SOME BIG SPICY JOY PLEASE

[era-eclipsed-deactivated2019072]

Pleass

[dr-gloom]

SOME BIG SPICY JOY PLEASE

[masonjarfullofsunflowers]

big spicy joy :)

[purple-blossom-wings]

May we all have some big spicy joy.

[minqy-art]

The Full Collection of Pride Pun t-shirt designs to date

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

[takineko]

Lmao

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

IT GOT FUCKING FLAGGED I’M SCREAMING

[complete-trash-and-despair]

They’re fearing our resistance

[coffins-archive-deactivated2019]

okay im going through the rules and stuff on matsodon rn and

sexworkers are good here as long as what they post is tagged. the gore thing is :// but like the person said sexworkers are supported here.

all of this. all of this is hot as hell. 

they actually have specific rules disallowing pedophiles and nazis+the terfs from the last screenshot.

dogpiling and harrassment and stalking is listed as a no go thank fucking god??

there is not one specific staff account as each member of staff has their own thing so it’d be most likely easier to get in touch with them

and the best part

a peek at the list of blocked domains?

ive legit been on this site for ten minutes and i feel safer on this site than ive ever been on tumblr. again im not like, leaving tumblr but this place is nice as hell.

the site itself is https://mastodon.social/  and im @extinction on there lets get this bread in a safe and orderly manner gays

[coffins-archive-deactivated2019]

btw this is okay to rb so more people know how sexy this place is

[morphegus]

i got one to try it out, im ratposting on there

[tealfruit]

I’m making bread

[tealfruit]

bread boys

[tealfruit]

my sons!

THEY’RE DELICIOUS

[tealfruit]

frog bread was tagged explicit. reblog the forbidden frog bread for luck and power

[fanotastic]

[fanotastic]

Flagged upon posting, you cruel bastard.

[sebstantheangel]

I’m wheezing -

[steverogersnotebook]

NO NAKED ANKLES, even you Seb

[whostheblondegirl]

[yssamaria-deactivated20200516]

Y'all… Pornhub is out here being supportive

[nihilismpastry-deactivated20230]

Pornhub also encourages women to go to college and get an education, AND they plowed away snow at one point. They are the chaotic good we need in the world. 

Plus, Tumblr should have KNOWN better. Legit porn places like Pornhub HAVE to have a good filtering system or they get shut down. The fact they didn’t ask how Pornhub keeps kid porn off their site is sketchy at best and stupid at worst.

[helplesslycanadian]

Its kinda funny, that an actual porn site is pretty much telling Tumblr, “Man, you dun fucked up.”

[nihilismpastry-deactivated20230]

Yeah, you can do ANYTHING on pornhub. Some people having gaming channels on there. However, pornhub isn’t stupid. They’re not going to suddenly become pure just because you got dudes playing Minecraft. 

[fischyplier]

NICE WHOLESOME CONTENT

[markiplier]

Your post has been flagged for explicit content.

[genderqueerpositivity]

There is no such thing as a “female presenting nipple”.

Nipples are nipples are nipples, no matter the size, shape, color, or gender identity of the person on whose body they exist.

My nipples on my nonbinary body are no more female than my toenails. My nipples are no more inherently indecent than my knees or ears are.

Stop sexualizing nipples and breasts. Stop sexualizing people’s bodies without their consent.

[consultingwives]

computers are so fucking dumb in general i wouldn’t be surprised if everyone got permabanned for having pictures of armpits or some shit 

[lockrum-deactivated20230107]

[alolanfloatzel]

tumblr staff is using the same technology as the british police

[catchymemes]

Unmute

[fieldbears]

Unmute

[lynati]

OH MY FUCKING GOD

[trans-and-proud]

Day 195. It felt weird to have a Friday off but at the same time it was nice because I got to do absolutely nothing all day aside from play overwatch and try to get gud. #ftm #hrt #testosterone https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq1RetUAZQHR67Ocaf84TSq4ZqWMORaPa7W_Ho0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=11ltekbuozglm

[trans-and-proud]

Day 194. Ah the joys of working long days to get your hours in. At least holiday pay blessed my paycheck this week so I'm not completely broke after rent. #ftm #hrt #testosterone https://www.instagram.com/p/BqymRMagd7YH8K-uULARZ_b0HHZAKvvb8_j5-80/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=14ant1qqyymv4

[trans-and-proud]

Day 193. Management test day! It went really well, was much easier than I expected, and I get my results in a month! #ftm #hrt #testosterone https://www.instagram.com/p/BqymAOlgKEp_0ca8e22hOOXVsU6CLd2sySamO00/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=13xupyrod85x8

[quicksilver-rain]

One of the contractors at work drove past my shack on a forklift yesterday, stopped, backed up to my window and said, “hey, do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?”

My knee jerk response when asked this, even if it’s by a companionable dude old enough to be my dad, is to go, “uh, nah-” and then ramble uncomfortably until someone stops me-

-which is what I started to do, only to be cut off by Contractor saying, in an embarrassed rush, “some of the guys were asking me because you and I talk sometimes, but I didn’t want them to hit on you at work, so I told them that you Worship the Devil and would Hex them if they tried. I’m sorry.”

Which leaves me wheezing helplessly, trying to get my shit together, because this is honestly one of the nicest, most hysterical things I’ve ever heard someone say to me.

Oblivious to this, Contractor then follows up with, “and they were like ‘forreal??’ so I was like, ‘yeah, she’s probably a sadist, too, you can tell by her jewelry. She’ll stab you or something.’”

And tbh I can’t even come up with anything witty to say in response, so all I manage to choke out is, “pleASE LET THEM CONTINUE TO THINK THAT, I’M BEGGING YOU.”

And Contractor just smiles and is like, “Okay! I just wanted to let you know!” before driving off with his forklift.

Like?? Thank god for Contractor tbh. He’s an angel among men, and I hope the rest of his life is filled with prosperity and happiness and like, that he finds $20 on the ground every week for the rest of his life.

[quicksilver-rain]

Update: Every time Contractor sees me, he does a little Devil Horns gesture at me and its adorable.

[quicksilver-rain]

Update the Second: I saw Contractor while doing my tour and he told me that the guy that asked if I was single was around, and that if I saw him, I should just make complicated hand gestures at him while I walk by to scare him off.

This guy’s a fuckin gem.

[trans-and-proud]

Day 192. My eyes hate me because I had to switch back to my contacts rip. Well anyways tomorrow is the day! I'm ready to get this test over with and I'm prepared as I can be. #ftm #hrt #testosterone https://www.instagram.com/p/Bqtf9b1AUWiyZa4GYSRFW9BCkBdB_O1kXOWDm80/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=wte6cbofdjjr