Certified Dumb Bitch

❗️There is horny on this blog❗️ Marianne 19y/o trans girl.

[02void]

[homeboygirl]

their names are cpu and graphics card and hard drive and usb port

[negatiiveed]

[gloomy-eden-deactivated20231205]

Actually?

[transandstupid]

We faded and horny!!!

[hemmehhem]

Fffffuckkkk

Nnno I'm not jerking off right now? Whatareyou talkingabouttt?

Just because I'm drooling, stroking my girldick in a frenzy, and moaning your name, that doesn't mean I'm jerking off.

No I'm not gonna cummmmcumcumcumcummmm fuckkkk

[dumbdomb]

i love tits. i love how they bounce and flop out of tops. boobies are so cute and pretty, big or small. i love tiddys!!! i love hairy areolas! i love fuzzy breasts! i love hairless chests! i love fat chests!!!!! i love muscley pecs! i love man boobs! i love titties on intersex, nonbinary, trans, and cis bodies!!! i love how squishy and soft they feel! i love, love, love, love, love tits!

Read my pinned before you interact! 18+ only.

[sapphic-intentions]

who wants to come sit and my lap and suck on my nipples while I play with their hair and call them my good girl

[succumutt]

We get high but you're blowing your hits into my mouth then when I'm so high I can't think, can't speak, can't move; you use every part of me for your own pleasure until your cvm is dripping from me and then the next day when I mention it you tell me it must've been a "crazy dream"

[sapphling]

my gf has been hitting the clicker every time she pushes into me and again when she cums in me. which has been all fun and games and good and hot. but i uh. i just heard a woman hit her clicker for her real life actual dog and,, whimpered out loud

[laurawful]

GOD PLEASE SOMEONE DO THIS TO ME

[cryyourfilthyheartout]

sitting on the bus together and i hand you the other bud to my earbuds but instead of playing music it's just a recording of the previous night and all your sweet and desperate little moans as you get fucked stupid, and then watching your face as you struggle not to react since we're still in public after all <3

[yellowwperil]

obsessed w boobs . i’m like a 13 year old boy literally cannot stop thinking about tits . thanks for asking

[ensalada-de-lengua-de-pajaritos]

[crabs-and-bongos]

[nb-utch]

thinking about casual masturbation..... hanging out with your friends in just your underwear....... casually stroking yourself while talking to them......... getting close to cumming and turning to the person next to you to cum in/on them.......... going up to someone and helping them fuck themselves........ mutual masturbation............. the possibilities are endless

[cnc-pet]

puppysubs will see a post that's like "aw are you in heat, poor thing" black out and reblog it

[cnc-pet]

puppysubs will see a post that says "I want to put you in a collar" black out and reblog it

[cnc-pet]

this post gets notes pretty much consistently, and I just want to say...

"good puppies!"

[transandstupid]

Is he named Saul Goodman cause it sounds like "It's all good man"?

[patronagrona]

You ever just want need to make out with someone, for like, 30 minutes or longer

Bonus points if marks are left

[headspace-hotel]

The most infuriating thing about the mob votes to me is how Mojang makes it so that popular features are "locked" behind one of the prospective mobs.

Like many people support the armadillo being added because they want wolf armor.

But Mojang could just add wolf armor. In fact it makes no sense at all that you would need a whole new material to craft wolf armor, it's totally pointless. There's no reason at all wolf armor couldn't be found in chests just like horse armor and be made from the basic materials already in the game.

In fact this would be better, because adding a new material for each new slightly different purpose is just bloat that makes the game harder to play due to the already hellish inventory situation.

But Mojang knows the best way to hype up the new update (apart from actually adding things people want lmao) is to get people to fight over what they want to be added.

[headspace-hotel]

please can we have an update that's just adding all the shit that's been "confirmed" and promised for like 5 years before doing any new stuff

[cunt-fangs]

Give it up for pathetic subs!!

Subs who get hard from the lightest of touches ♡ Subs who get wet from you breathing too close to them ♡ Subs who get turned on by being kissed in a certain way ♡ Even subs who get riled up from just looking at them suggestively ♡

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