The adventures of a prokaryote in healthcare

23, Nursing student, asexual, trans-bacterium, Lactose fermenter, gram negative, facultative aerobe. Check your eukaryotic, multicellular and sexual reproductive privileges before making any judgements. Pronouns are 10^3, 10^6 and 10^9

[transbacterium]

MESSAGE OF SUPPORT AND UNDERSTANDING

Dear 10^9,

I fully support your fight against oppression of aerobes! The otherkin community should be ashamed of themselves not accepting your completely valid transbacterial identity. They are silencing you! It almost seems like they talk about being the victims of prejudice all the time whilst being similarly prejudiced against you!

I mean, haven't they ever thought about the daily horrors of BACTERICIDE? No-one wants to talk about the mass victims of BACTERIAL HOLOCAUST committed by disinfectants, antiseptics, or antibiotics! They are even blamed for all kinds of diseases, sometimes even deadly ones, which is patently wrong, as no-one seems to recognize these diseases as a completely justified violent uprising against HUMAN BACTERIAL OPPRESSION. In the name of all prokaryotes, RISE UP! NO PASARAN!

[transbacterium]

you really think that you're a bacteria in s humans body

10^6 ARE bacteria. If 10^6 identify as it, 10^6 are it.

[cravemymcnuggies]

reblog if you are AGENDER, support AGENDER PEOPLE, or READY TO FIGHT LITERALLY ANYONE

[transbacterium]

THIS BLOG IS HILARIOUS. I seem to be smelling love in the air...or could that be hydrogen sulfide...?

Definitely H2S. Love is a commercialized construct of the eukaryarchy and 10^6 refuse to endorse it.

[takeprideinyourheritage]

Stop saying how fine kylie is now. She’s not fine shes fake and shes manufactured. She looks like she was put together at build-a-bitch.

#appropriation #blackface #blacktumblr

[blexicana]

For real tho…. Always imitated, but never duplicated.

[urmyangelbby]

Kylie Jenner is bacteria

[transbacterium]

10^12 are very fucking sorry?! None of these disgusting, wasteful, vain eukaryotes should ever be compared to bacteria!!! Yes, they make a good reservoir for some species that move sexually from host to host, but that's about it!!! Stop using bacteria as a slur NOW!!!

[who-even-is-here-deactivated202]

During lab week, my lab is playing a week-long trivia featuring a different section every day. Today featured Microbiology and one of the questions is to identify this organism. If any of you Tumblr heads can get the answer, I’ll be impressed, and (if I know you in person) might be tempted to treat you to a little something something 😏😁

[transbacterium]

Using antibiotics and cultures is bacteriophobic and wrong, but that optochin sensitive organism is part of the so-called S. pneumoniae, 10^6 think... You bleachlord!

[just-shower-thoughts]

When women “fart” out of their vagina, it should be called snatchulence.

[poppypicklesticks-blog]

this joke is excellence 

[transbacterium]

Just a friendly reminder that the animal vagina is full of noble bacteria. In it, there are over 400 species of 10^n. It's pretty sad that you humans keep forgetting that and erasing 10^99.

[transbacterium]

10^9, I just wanted to say that 10^3 is such a huge inspiration to me. Bless.

Thank you! 10^9 appreciate it!

[transbacterium]

I really reallyyy really reallyyy hope you don't work in a hospital or other healthcare related profession??

10^6 are a proud psychiatric nurse (the general wards were horribly bacteriophobic and 10^9 were constantly triggered by their excessive use of antibiotics... it got 10^9 in trouble more than once). Anyway, 10^9 love it there!

Also, healthcare DOES need some serious change regarding the unfair treatment of microorganisms. Not only humans are people and the speciesism needs to stop. 

[transbacterium]

All these ""real"" ""otherkin"" bashing 10^9 are so wrong and bigoted and it makes me so mad. Just because they can't see bacteria with their naked eyes their first instinct is to deny and erase. Stay strong!

Right? They’re all full of bleach and nuclear membranes!

[transbacterium]

we all know this is a troll blog and it is seriously not funny at all. You're the reason nobody can take otherkin seriously. you're the reason i'm called a "stupid tumblr kid". You're the reason nobody will listen. fuck. off.

If being different from all other otherkin (in terms of species/scale) makes 10^12 a "problem" for the community, maybe you should reevaluate how much of a bigot you are, as well as an enemy of the otherkin community.

[transbacterium]

why would you joke about this? I'm a therian, i have been for years, and i can tell you otherkin has NOTHING to do with gender or pronouns! please stop the trolling! this is why we aren't accepted!

10^6 are a therian too. Just because 10^9 are not a wolf, fox or anything popular does not mean that you get the right to negate our identity. Go and autoclave yourself bleachlord!

[transbacterium]

Some things you are appropriating from microorganisms

All these things are stuff that genocidal humans obtain through the enslavement, torture and systematic murder of innocent bacteria, fungi and protozoa. These are only a few examples!

- Yogurt

- Cheese

- Tofu/Tempeh

- Bread, pizza dough, etc. 

- Beer/Wine/Spirits/Mead

- Kombucha

- Black and Oolong tea 

- Vinegar

- Kimchi 

- Sauerkraut

- Lutefisk

- Recreational drugs (ergot, anyone?)

- Food flavors and scents

- Compost

- Pesticides

- Recombinant medications: Insulin, DDAVP, Coagulation factors, growth hormone

- Cancer chemotherapy

- FUCKING ANTIBIOTICS AND ANTIFUNGALS!

Yes, you even extract the very tools you use to kill 10^n from our brethren.  Now, don’t 10^12 have more than enough reasons to hate humans???

10^15 are so TRIGGERED. 

[transbacterium]

I enjoy putting disgusting, disease ridden house ware in my autoclave.

Then maybe you deserve to be put in an autoclave. Unfortunately that would hurt the billions of innocent bacteria and yeast that live all over you. They deserve better.

[transbacterium]

Hi there! I just had a question about 10^9 pronouns (*please correct me if I'm using these wrong!). Base-10 strikes me as an interesting choice given how the use of the number 10 has a long history relating to the ten fingers on human hands. Does this feel, in some sense, like a further invasion of eukaryotic normativity and privilege into the life of 10^12?

You are unfortunately right. 10^6 use the human-designated scientific notation for our colony size, because it's more adequate than the individual pronouns animals like to use. However, they are a term created by humans and assigned from their exploitation of microorganisms. 10^9 are working to reclaim the numbers!!!

[transbacterium]

Wow. Really? "Otherkin" are a joke. They're transphobic. They make real people with gender dysphoria into a joke. They're also a tool of misogyny. Male "otherkin" like to pretend that they are dragons or some other powerful creature to justify their privilege! Check your privilege!

Ummm... Fuck off truscum

[transbacterium]

I just took my antibiotics. Fuck this blog

What doesn't kill 10^99 only makes 10^n stronger (and drug-resistant)