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[cravemymcnuggies]

PSA Making jokes about wanting to kick small dogs is not funny or creative

[friendly-animals]

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[antifainternational]

German Neo-Nazis Fell for Art Project and Outed Themselves

Far-right extremists in Chemnitz went unidentified after riots this summer. On Wednesday, they learned they’d been ID’d after all.

Supreme doxxing skillz!

[shitboy96]

Isn’t it funny how everyone is like background characters in other people’s stories. Except me of course because I’m sexy and important. But like, all of you guys

[blasphemousonmain]

[memesonthehour]

alright fuck you guys this is gold

[animarchive]

Fanroad Special Issue 2 (1983) - Magical Princess Minky Momo.

[jewelcore]

[doujinshi]

if naruto was here none of this would have happened

[millionsknives]

please make sure that wherever you’re at in life, you don’t treat it like a transitory period. don’t waste your college years wishing to already be graduated & have a job. don’t waste your single years wishing for someone to be in love with. if/when those things come, they will come in due time and they will be good. but there is nothing like looking back and feeling empty because you wasted literal years ignoring what you had because you were hoping for something better. while it’s important to better yourself and reach for your goals, don’t neglect the present because that’s where you are now and it’s your now that determines your future. 

[cowboysuggest]

*rips spine out and cracks it in mid air like a whip*

[raptorific]

Please don’t ascribe this to any recent current events but like… when Dick Cheney finally dies, I’m gonna need everyone to be at their most tasteless. I’m gonna need full-on disrespect for the dead, like, the sort of stuff that would get you thrown out of the funeral. I’m talking mockery that would in any other circumstances would stop his cold robot heart, and also the artificial pump he uses to keep it working. I’m talking “if you have a chance to glue a clown wig to the body before it goes in the ground, make it happen” disrespect. None of this “he was a patriot and devoted public servant” crap. Start planning your Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead party NOW

[marisatomay]

my parents……..Were Right

[marisatomay]

if you get home at night after work and discover that the able-bodied quasi-adults who were at home doing nothing but watch netflix all day have not even thought about making dinner or feeding the dogs or taking out the trash or emptying the dishwasher and have left it all for you to deal with then you’re allowed to be Less Than Happy

[jumex]

yall hate to admit it but listening to born to die gave us all brain damage

[brainstatic]

From Mueller’s report on Flynn’s cooperation. Good reminder that Mueller knows a few things we don’t.

[errorschacha]

The flag of our great nation.

[beachdeath]

[deceptipup]

please for the love of god learn to have nuanced stances on things based on empathy and compassion 

[deceptipup]

fun fact but you CAN be against horny freaks sexualizing children AND simultaneously have empathy for sex workers and adult content creators who Don’t Do That and are just trying to make a living, while also not treating them as expendable little footnotes in the process of taking a hammer to aforementioned horny freaks

[deceptipup]

and also potentially consider that staff literally does not give a fuck about either of these things and is just shamelessly writhing against having been removed from some app store or what the fuck ever

[helprobin-deactivated20190722]

i wish i could be an illiterate 16th century milkmaid but alas. i don’t have the tits