Sam

they/them, minor, i post incorrect quotes

[pointnclick]

"we live in an uncaring universe." sorry the special planet full of beauty and animals and food literally growing out of the ground isnt good enough for you. i guess

[fduiduv08448fuhufg-deactivated2]

[anxietyproblem]

[astrelle]

Hey guys,

I’ll make this short. Today a racist idiot burned our car completely. It can only be sold for scrap because the motor, brain and sensors are fried.

We’re a family of black latine immigrants. we did not get any stimulus checks. I was forced to drop out cause I can’t pay for college so I’m using my shop to sustain my family, and without a car this is just so, so much more difficult.

I beg of you. If you’ve ever used these:

Please. please consider boosting and/or donating. I’m in complete shambles over this. 

http://paypal.me/mothcharm  http://ko-fi.com/swordknight  https://mothcharm.bigcartel.com

Thank you ♥

[astrelle]

i went ahead and made one cause temporary screw over from paypal from the sales but my vnmo is @/swordknight !

[makanidotdot]

2 many babbis

i like that bataar was just like an architect su hired i guess? thats p cutie

i also really need to know what sarcastic nicknames Toph had for her daughters.  like, something saccharine for lin and something idk, intelligence insulting for Su.  ”sunshine” and “genius” or something

[beif0ngs]

Dr. Olivia Octavius

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)

[karadin]

[impiusangelus]

HEY AUNTY YOU WANNA TELL US SOMETHING

[wiredandrewired]

I just wanna remind everyone that there was a time in the Spider Man comics that Aunt May was gonna marry Doc Ock

and throw in that this would be a GREAT continuity to bring that back in.

[afallenwolf]

Mx. Moz did fan art of that cover. Link to artist https://twitter.com/MLeeLunsford/status/1084990686892453888

[greatlordfluffernutter]

I love the implication that every other spider was invited to the wedding and did nothing to stop it

[between-stars-and-waves]

@asymbina

@scots-dragon

@fallingraindrops

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury

[asymbina]

oh my God

also much love for pointing Spidey

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I love how May on the second cover is like “Damn it Peter just let me marry this hot octopus woman”

And how Peter B is just casually munching pizza and enjoying the nonsense taking place

[asymbina]

I absolutely love how thoroughly fandom immediately embraced not only Liv, but the idea of Liv and May having personal history

hell, what’s the over/under Liv helped May and Peter build his underground base before she sold out to Fisk? If she did, I note that she didn’t sell out Peter; Fisk didn’t know who Spider-Man was until he killed him

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Liv: I promise I will never directly cause harm to come to your nephew

May: “Directly”?

Liv: I mean things happen

May: This is why we broke up Liv

Liv: I was trying to be nice what is the problem

[asymbina]

“can’t you talk to him about his priorities?”

“have you tried not being a criminal, Liv?”

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“I have not and I don’t plan to”

[lesbian-god666]

I SHIP

[nerdycanible1]

You have any idea how gay I am for Liv owo

[okaykyalin]

Kya: Don’t worry, I have a permit.

Lin: This just says “I can do whatever I want.”

Kya: Exactly.

[canyourscienceexplainthis]

Has standup comedian Sokka been done already? Cause I’m just imagining him having an invasion plan style nervous bomb on his first night and he’s absolutely mortified stepping off the stage thinking that this is the first and last time he tries doing comedy. UNTIL! the very hot and mysterious host of Tuesday comedy night comes up to him at the bar afterwards and offers to buy him a drink and reassures him that he did surprisingly well for his first show (“trust me I’ve seen so much worse. We had this one guy Hahn come up and make the most blatantly insulting jokes about his girlfriend for 10 minutes. They may have landed in the 80’s but that night they only got him booed off the stage and soaking wet after an audience member threw a drink in his face. You actually have good material, you just have to work on the delivery”). Cue Zuko offering to give Sokka some tips before his next show (gayness ensues)

[canyourscienceexplainthis]

Ok I accidentally made this post private and I’m wayyy to lazy to rewrite all the tags so here ya go

[canyourscienceexplainthis]

@capt-snoozles

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

fun fact! the producer of shrek based Lord Farquaad on his evil former boss, the CEO of disney, Michael Eisner. They even look the fucking same

in real life Eisner is pretty tall. on the other hand, the shrek producer, Jeffrey Katzenberg, is quite short . Eisner, being an asshole, once infamously said of Katenzberg, “I think I hate that little midget.” 

so 5′0″ Katzenberg went and turned his asshole boss into a little person named Lord Fuckwad

yeah

[okaykyalin]

Bumi: We all know you're in love with her.

Kya: I'm not in love with Lin, shut up.

Bumi: I never said who…

Kya:

Bumi:

Kya: Okay, hold on, JUST LISTEN-

[okaykyalin]

Alternatively

Suyin: We all know you're in love with her.

Lin: I'm not in love with Kya, shut up.

Su: I never said who…

Lin:

Su:

Lin: Okay, hold on, JUST LISTEN-

[okaykyalin]

Bumi: We all know you're in love with her.

Kya: I'm not in love with Lin, shut up.

Bumi: I never said who…

Kya:

Bumi:

Kya: Okay, hold on, JUST LISTEN-

[incorrect-sleepyboys-inc]

Ranboo: Tubbo, you're bleeding! Quick, what's your blood type?

Tubbo: How would I know??

Ranboo: How would you not??

Tubbo: Who am I? Karl Landsteiner? Discover of blood groups??

Ranboo:

Ranboo: You don't know your own blood type, but you know who discovered them??

---

Tommy: Techno, you're bleeding! Quick, what's your blood type?

Techno, groaning: ..b..positive..

Tommy, panicking: I'M TRYING!

[chase2452]

the target audience for my art is me at age 12

[okaykyalin]

Lin: Do you happen to know my blood type?

Kya: Yeah, it’s A-, why?

Lin: Dammit, I guessed wrong. Nurse, come back!

[lin-beifongs-desk]

Lin: Did you see the news? Someone tried to fight a squid spirit!

Bumi, covered in ink: Well maybe the squid spirit was being a dick

Meanwhile

Tenzin: Kya! Why are you covered in ink?

Kya: Because I’m a good sister. Don’t watch the news.

[gaylord-zuko]

[suki-is-a-queen]

[After losing Kya in a crowd]

Katara: Has anyone seen my daughter?

Katara: Brown hair, beautiful blue eyes, usually wears water tribe clothes.

Katara: Clearly gay but we haven’t had the talk yet-

[transtenzin]

[ID: 9 icons of Kya from The Legend of Korra. In all of them, she is edited to have brown eyes, and a wider, flatter nose. The first icon shows her from the chest up at a three-fourths angle. The has her arms crossed, and glances to the side with a neutral expression, her mouth partially open as if talking. 

The second icon shows Kya from the shoulders up, facing the audience. She has one eyebrow raised in a doubtful expression. 

The third icon shows her from the chest up, facing to the side. She has her eyes closed, grinning widely with her mouth open as she laughs. 

Icons 1 through 3 all have the trans flag in the background. Icons 4 through 6 show the same 3 shots of Kya in the same order, now with left half of the background as the trans flag, and the right half of the background as the lesbian flag. Icons 7 through 9 also show the same frames of Kya in the same order, but with the lesbian flag as the background. End ID.]

did u know… kya’s also trans 😌 bryke told me so. please reblog and give credit if you use !!