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Danielle. Twenty-seven. Straya. Maktub. I.T. worker. Yes turning it off and on again works. Tea addict. Pokefiend.

[goldddustwoman]

[gharibajameel]

horses are inherently funny because they come in so many sizes. like draft horses

this looks so fake. this horses skull is bigger than the dudes entire torso. this horses NECK is thicker than the dudes entire BODY.

and then at the opposite end of the spectrum you have shit like this shetland pony which ALSO looks fake

what the hell happened to this thing who bred this line of ponies to be so ridiculous

[hapalopus]

fun fact, while most mini horses and ponies look fat, like the shetland above, some are genuinely just scaled down versions of regular horses

you look at this and think “wow that’s a horse i bet I could ride that” but you’d be wrong because this is an american shetty and it’s the size of a large dog

also fun fact, this is the world’s smallest horse, thumbelina

and this is the largest horse ever, brooklyn supreme

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

I would fucking die for Brooklyn Supreme

[stars-bean]

Howl’s Moving Castle (2004) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[dailytwitterhumor]

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

[keybladesoras]

They can’t understand you.

No but they know what I’m feeling.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

LOOK AT THIS GENTLE HERD OF DINOSAUR LETTUCE

[asymbina]

PROTECT THEM

[baekphia]

💀💀💀💀💀💀

[decadenthumor]

[apologeticallyfat]

Lol same

[haunted-camaro]

…

[saddest-cat-hours]

Me on my way to eat your ass

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

Was that caption really necessary

[whatspeaksofter]

IDK, but the music was

[gbcnt-blog]

[aaliyahbreaux]

[vickimilly]

[daddyusher-deactivated20140816]

shrek is the god of self confidence

[the-memedaddy]

[ear]

[lieutenantfish]

[tiralatele]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

this is the biggest plot twist of our generation

[milliads]

[neutral]

when you get mad at the wrong person & they get mad back