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melopeas

Where must we go, we who wander this wasteland, in search of our better selves?

chrisevans-daily

Don’t underestimate the benefit of awe. Take time to be amazed by things. By anything. By everything.

#chris #:-)

buckybarmnes-moved-deactivated2

catws + onion headlines

deathofbachelor

some more aus

“okay buddy you’ve been serenading the wrong window for about five minutes now, time to let you know my neighbor is out of town” au

“you hired me to be the surprise stripper for your friend at this bachelor/bachelorette party and they did not take it well and threw both of us out in the freezing cold this is all your fault” au

“i’m the superhero’s sidekick and you’re the superhero but i don’t know that and we both met on an online dating website and you look really familiar?” au

“you’re a stress baker and i stay up too late working and i’m writing a thank you note to the ethereal being responsible for the food magically appearing in the common room” au

“it’s autumn and we’re both picking pumpkins upstate but you picked one that’s bigger than you are and it looks like you’re struggling oh god do you need help???” au

“you were trying to make a snow angel but the snow is too deep and you can’t get back up and i’m trying to decide whether to keep laughing at you or help you” au

“i’m a figure skater who’s trying to practice and you took your baby cousins out to the rink but none of you can skate do you need help??” au

“you’re supposed to be on a blind date with someone but you sat down at the wrong table and i haven’t been able to get a word in edgewise to tell you that and it’s been thirty minutes” au