ahhhhhh (dats me yellin)

| sarah | she/her |

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[ciqqy]

replying to mutuals vent posts like this

[argumate]

I keep thinking this! very frustrating

[eggable]

If only there was a word for how long a foot-long hotdog is

[scavengedluxury]

Pizzeria Jesus. Naples, November 2015.

[tall]

[starrynet]

that’s his little guy!!

[littleguysdaily]

I wish I had what they have...

[vintage-tigre]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[averagesquire]

the pride parade in roku city has gotta be crazy

[themoonandmyman]

godzilla is doing death drops and the casualties continue to rise

[snoopymania]

[mshfar2a]

I don't like to admit it, but sometimes I actually miss John Green.

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

Sometimes I can almost hear him.

[mmaisonnnn]

[longnuts]

Does anyone know what to do

[princecarlton]

[thesluts2004]

she is so unbelievably real

[10001gecs]

I need to suck you off until you’re groaning like a beached whale 🫣

ok you can give me a blowjob but take the time to think of a more sexy simile please

[10001gecs]

😭