My Mum came and woke me up excitedly, saying they were offering the vaccine to more people, not just the over 50s.
I of course go straight the NHS website to confirm this–
“Over-45s.”
WOW. MUCH DIFFERENT. VERY BIG.
–Man, I just wanna feel safe, BORIS. You massive jerk-wad.
My friend is 35 and has had her first vaccine. She’s not in a vulnerable category. I’ve no idea what going on at this point.




















