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Im making an animation right now that’s kinda silly hehe

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I JUST WANNA SAY, MY ASKS ARE OPEN!
You can ask me stuff about the AU if you have questions while I work on getting my stuff together :D
Im making an animation right now that’s kinda silly hehe
Im gonna add Grimlock to this and make him an Albertosaurus because its MY self indulgent bullshit I get to be as AUTISTIC AS I WANT
So like where exactly is this set? Idk enough about canada to know lol
HEWWO!! It’s set in Alberta, but mostly the badlands.
Map of Canada (left), map of Alberta - the badlands are in the south of the province (right)
This is because
1) I am autistic and love dinosaurs, and Drumheller, Dinosaur Provincial Park, etc. are there.
2) Write what you know, I am Alberta born and bred (unfortunately HAHAHA)
3) It’s the closest Canadian environment I could think of to Nevada where TFP is set
[Genuinely one of the coolest places ever to me]
However, they’re probably gonna end up in different parts of Canada at different points, and possibly also other areas of the globe :D
Like that one episode where they go to new york, I’ll probably put em in Toronto or something.
Also, the town it’s in is not real! But it’s based on Drumheller for sure. [Because I am AUTISTIC]
It’s named Ammolite because Ammolite is an opalized variant of an Ammonite fossil. Ammolite is also mostly Alberta specific, and is the Provincial gemstone :D
Ammolite (left) & an Ammonite fossil (right)
In TFP the fictional town is named after a gemstone as well so I thought it fitting for that reason too. [Also there IS a Jasper in Canada, and it’s not in the Badlands haha… very pretty though I love going there <3]
Continuation of this
Bro wants to be a snowbird so bad (he’s not gonna look exactly like one to be clear lol)
‘Whatever, go my bastard gremlin sons’
For my AU i added the cassettes and I gave the twins shotguns because it was the most obnoxious weapon i could think of off the top of my head lmao
I need to make good refs for like. Anything bro help
I really like the snowbirds and this idea kept knocking around my skull for months until i finished it
I’ve always wanted a transformers fic where cybertronians find the golden record. Every now and again I remember that the golden record exists and it makes me burst into tears, it will outlive humanity, possibly for the rest of time, a single desperate attempt at saying “we were here”, humanity’s drag path, we were here and we say hello and please remember us and it’s so tragically beautiful and anyway I think Optimus should also get emotional about the golden record. And maybe depending on the continuity, the voyager probe is what guides the Autobots to Earth idk.
Maybe possible fic prompt? Or if anyone knows of a fic like this I’d love to read it!!!
Maybe im biased because I’m Canadian but I think that if transformers landed in Canada rather than the states them staying secret would make WAY more sense.
Im gonna use data from 2011-2013 because i love tfp and im pretty sure its set around the time it was being made.
USAmerica Population: ~ 311 Million (in 2011)
Canada Population: ~ 34 Million (also in 2011)
Photo of North America at night (to get an idea of the density) This one is from 2021 but still, gives a good idea. Like the lights just kinda stop, get less bright, etc.
There’s just genuinely fewer witnesses, AND, if they landed in Alberta’s badlands they basically wouldn’t have to change a thing about the writing aside from some snow in the winter. I hate living in the most americanised province please help
I mean some of the references fowler makes would need to be shifted but really not by much
They seem to be effected by the cold but only extreme cold, as in antarctica, so i don’t think the winters in southern canada would be an issue. And even then… it could be a really cool challenge right? Having to fight not only the decepticons but also being strained by fighting the cold freezing their systems?
Idk i feel like the setting is more interesting than nevada and also drumheller (which is a place in the badlands, if you dont know) has dinosaurs and Whiffs (a train-themed restaurant that i love dearly)
Even other areas of the badlands that aren’t drumheller (maybe too many tourists?) would be cool too, or in the rockies (lots of hiding places)
On average the albertan side of the rockies is dryer to my knowledge and the BC side is wetter, and both of those effect the condition of the mountains differently.
the way that honestly a lot of the forests in BC are so mossy and beautiful that they look straight out of a fantasy book…. And I wonder what bee would think of the massive slugs in bc lol
The plains could be interesting as a challenge because they’re flat so where are they hiding, but also that terrain is… boring im sorry… i mean it could be interesting in them taking on different alts maybe, like uhh…. Tractor…. Idfk
Also if they’re in canada its another excuse for me to make starscream vaguely resemble the snowbirds’ planes
Chat i want to make an AU should i make an AU where the premise is “tfp but they’re in southern alberta now” (or somewhere else idk) Chat what do you think Chat—
Nobody except my IRL friends asked for this but… yeah imma do it