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Ari | 20 | nb/transmasc (he/they) | follow my anime-only sideblog at transgenderdeidara! | if you even fucking LOOK at me I'll stomp you to death with my hooves | There is no such thing as that rose-coloured campus life. Why? Because there is nothing rose-coloured in the world. Everything is all a bunch of colours mixed up.

[transgendernaruto]

Hey gays sorry I havent been active, I've been fed up w tumblr's bullshit, yknow the same ol shit

[accelerationist-king-piccolo]

[autumngracy]

WHAT a goddamn mood

[succulentbud]

me in ms paint realizing i can really draw anything: wow i could really draw anything

[mielparaoshun]

[salon]

Nebraska man asks oil commission: Would you drink water contaminated by fracking?

[goodluckrob-deactivated20221110]

Put them muh’fuckas on the spot.

[halo4rules]

Nice

[betterbemeta]

C-3PO makes me laugh because you have to remember he was assembled by a child out of things from a scrap heap. Everything about him makes sense if you bear that in mind. Anakin wanted a droid who could help his mother, but the only AI package he could find was one somebody threw out for being too fussy. The combination of tweaking to give him a worried/caring personality makes him constantly anxious. A protocol droid comes with a fair amount of language packages, but why stop there? Somebody threw out like, three different galactic language dictionaries because they weren’t the recent edition. Just load ‘em all up. all of them, even the packs that contain things like ewok and a thousand variants of different manufacturers’ droid codecs. don’t add half the other requirements most legal protocol droids have included at the factory like emergency wipe protocols or shutdown failsafes, or programmed obsolescence. Build that sucker out of non-commercial materials that are already over a hundred years old and still good, tweak it to withstand tatooine of all places.

so now you have this droid that is over thirty years old and it could never be obsolete because it was never manufactured by anybody but a kid on a sand ball somewhere, it’s never running down because it was built to last on tatooine and there’s nothing programmed in to try and urge you to buy the latest model because there is no latest model. 3P0 is simultaneously totally useless yet hyper functional because he was not made according to any specs except “the best most toughest things possible to help my mom for a long long time on a hot desert planet”

[whoopsrobots]

Invincible multilingual anxiety bot here to wreck your capitalist droid ideals

[worldcircus]

Kind of gives you chills .

[kittygory-deactivated20210901]

Good Lord, how delicious! I wanna do that! The next time I’m in a cathedral, I’m doing it. 

[youreyesblazeout]

As she stood inside an ancient and empty church in Montefrío, Spain, Malinda Kathleen Reese belted out one of the best Christmas carols of all time-“O Come, O Come Emmanuel” and the end result was just heavenly.

[derrieresandcankles]

I’m obsessed with this because A. Victorian Christmas Carols B. European Cathedrals C. It’s gorgeous and fuckin choristers are my favorite

[carlitos-guey]

[ear]

big smart brain: mermaids wouldnt have tiddies !! whats the point of fish people having tiddies…………… it just doesnt make sense biologically .. fish do not drink milk therefore mermaids wouldnt have a use for boobs … sure there can be fleshy pectorals but it just wouldnt make any sense that a (hypothetically) cold blooded fish lady would need boobs

even bigger gay lesbian brain: mhhmmrrhg…………….hhmg……….rhgm………. mermaid tits………………. fish boobies……hmhmmm

[localboghag]

mermaids prey on humans, so they have evolved to use human’s foolish tiddy lust against them in their hunting

[prism17]

Uchiha sasuke wallpaper

. . . Feel free to use:)

[everythingfox]

The song to end all wars

[catchymemes]

[anachronic-cobra]

This was so ridiculously drawn out and the conclusion was so obvious yet still I couldn’t tell where this was going

[brainbubblegum]

Just how did Venom convince Anne to kiss Eddie that deep

[hostilemuppet]

jack black starting a youtube channel for the soul purpose of one upping pewdiepie and having megalovania in his first video isnt how i expected 2018 to end i gotta say

[romanticwyvern]

Wait what

[hostilemuppet]

jack blacks a lets player now and 2019s lookin good

[tredlocity]

his banner…

[vampirejuice-deactivated2019112]

[thedailyshow]

[localmurders]

Hi my name is Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist, and I have two steel automail limbs (that’s how I got my name) and bright yellow eyes like molten gold and a lot of people tell me I look like a Xerxian (AN: if u don’t know who they are get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Olivier Armstrong but I wish I was because she’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a teenage boy but my hair is long and golden blond. I have sun tanned skin. I’m also an alchemist, and I report back to this shitty place called Central in Amestris, where I’m a certified State Alchemist (I’m thirteen). I’m emo (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Rockbell’s Automail and I buy all my automail from there. Today I was wearing my red cloak with the Flamel symbol stamped in black on the back, over top a black and white jacket, over a black short-sleeved shirt. I was also wearing black leather pants with a brown belt to which my State Alchemist pocket watch was clipped, and red and black boots and white gloves. I was walking outside Central Command. It was raining, which I was very happy about because that meant the Colonel was useless today. A lot of military officials stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

[electrictype]

you’ve heard of avatar: the last airbender, now get ready for

moses: the first waterbender

[john15-10]

[jenny-dreadful]

this made me so mad that i actually looked it up and…yes…correct

[moonthymes]

anyway jeff bezos could eradicate homelessness. he could literally give each homeless person 100k and it would only take less than .5% of his entire wealth. what the actual god giving fuck

[the-prolefeed]

Why do you think they deserve it

[killin-the-machine]

Well shelter is a basic need, and would at the very least allow them a place where they can get back on their feet. Food water and shelter are necessary for a healthy body and psychology. There’s also the fact that they’re people too, and a little help goes a long way in making a decent community. There’s plenty of reasons

[the-prolefeed]

Yeah they need stuff, but why does every homeless person deserve 0.5% of someone’s income

[teaboot]

You have five hundred apples, and just one day to eat them all. 

You pass by a small crowd of hungry children, and decide you’d rather 455 apples go rotten than give them to some snotty brat who isn’t your problem.

It doesn’t matter how hard you’ve worked for your 500 apples, or that you aren’t the parent of any of those kids. in the moment you decide to walk away, it doesn’t matter why they’re hungry, or who owes who what.

You had the opportunity to help people, you had the ability to help people, you had the resources to help people. You had everything you needed to make a small, tiny little difference in someone’s life, and you decided not to.

What are you going to buy in your lifetime that’s worth more to you than your own humanity?

[just-queer-things]

What are you going to buy in your lifetime that’s worth more to you than your own humanity

[i-sold-my-soul-to-thefandom]

Reblogging for the very, very important lesson

[smarter-than-the-republicans]

Sometimes I wish there were a Hell if only for the visuals of a bunch of rich shit heads wandering around on fire asking “Where’s my money?!”

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]