As t → ∞

This is the Dark Souls of being gay..........

[transientsolution]

[hungwy]

This braised pork belly with broccoli is fucking my pussy [remembers its christmas] my JOLLY pussy

[constructreese]

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

your cat was an honor to see in the window

[dogpuppy]

He is my princess diana

[dogpuppy]

[catcrumb]

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

Fuck small talk.  Let’s talk about how your day was, the weather, or the big game last night.

[theonion]

Declaring the money long overdue compensation for some of the nation’s most persecuted individuals, President Donald Trump announced an $88 billion fund Tuesday specifically appropriated to any man ever rejected by a woman. “At long last, there will be justice for every man in America who was very unfairly told no,” said the president, noting that all heterosexual males could claim up to $5 million each by documenting abuses such as being denied a second date, not receiving photos upon texting ‘send nudes,’ or being given false contact information to thwart any possibility of future interaction.

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[bententeren]

ok so. so we’re just. not reading now. wow ok. ok!!! booktok says we should remove half of the fun from reading!!! wow!!! (i found this in a video and apparently it’s not just this person doing it. it’s. quite a few of them. just to make that clear.)

[didlo]

She ate a scorpion ):

[eltigrechico]

What snapchat filter is this

[didlo]

Throwback to picking Copper up from the vet after her little incident.

[thesluts2004]

she is so unbelievably real

[fujoshiwarrior]

[fujoshiwarrior]

[errorschacha]

Periodic reminder that everybody who aided Trump's reelection should be miserable constantly and that no amount of pain or suffering is too much for them.

[targetedknowledge]