Jack is a trans man

Sorry I don't make the rules Am I projecting? Yes icon by ericfuckingbittle I follow from @nowidontgetit

[parvuls]

they all love each other a whole lot is what I'm saying here

[notallthosewhowander]

the media: now that jack zimmermann has announced his retirement how do you think he will cope with a life without hockey? how is he going to define himself? will his already unsteady mental health suffer? will he hit rock bottom? will he once more resort to cocaine to cope?

jack zimmermann post retirement:

[planetvries]

🏒🥧✨

[atlasthemayor]

This is so ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[notallthosewhowander]

them going through baby names like:

jack: eric’s a nice name.

bitty: sweetie.

jack: what?

bitty: sweetie. 

[zimmerwhore]

dr. jack zimmermann as something real life doctors have done on my unit (tw medical stuff): 

- despite having access to medical various medical instruments, tries to open a bottle of sparkling cider on the inside of the break room door lock for an impromptu new years celebration, managing to spray cider all over himself and the carpet, doesn’t change

- tries to be helpful and put a patients chair in the recline position, doesn’t realize the chair doesn’t recline THAT much, however decides that it PROBABLY should go back more even though the handle won’t move, forces the handle back 180 degrees more than should be physically possible by using sheer brute strength, breaking it and sheepishly looking back at the nurse before making an exit

things i have seen doctors do that dr. b knight have done:

- unexplained wig in the consult room??

- tells a very animated story in the elevator to new residents about his first time witnessing an amputation and passing out, then wishing them good luck with their first amputation as they get out looking horrified (bitty is in the elevator after a night shift, trying not to laugh his ass off)

[omgcheckplease]

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[paladitos]

jack my beloved <333

[parvuls]

zimbits + hands

[ohyoufool]

You know. I feel like a lot of us agree that Jack is Loaded™ but isn’t flashy about it. And I love that but I raise you (1) date where Jack is trying to impress and he does something stupidly extravagant like rent out an entire yacht for a night or something. Like I’m sorry I just want to watch jack drop 30k on a night for Bitty one time and Bitty is standing there like “oh shit, I did actually marry my sugar daddy, 16-year-old me is losing his fucking SHIT RIGHT NOW”

[davysdead]

a lil Bits to jumpstart the new week

[appalamutte]

How many passive aggressive emails did the Falconers’ nutritionists send Bitty

[arbores--loqui--latine]

honestly I’m never going to get over jack laurent zimmermann just whippin back that shower curtain at 7 in the morning to scream at the naked wet boy he doesn’t know he has a crush on

[erb-jlz]

actually this is love

[vitaliskravtsov]

Lardo doing the tiktok trend of "I asked a bunch of guys to hug me, guess which one I'm dating" but she does it with Holster, Shitty, Jack, Bitty, and Chowder (Aka the TacTILe crew + Jack 'lardo hugs kept me sane for two years' zimmermann) and the comments are very evenly split on each boy and it takes like another 6 months for it to skew in favor of anyone, and then it goes to HOLSTER.

Shitty does the same trend on his account with the SAME PEOPLE and it's decided clearly he's dating Jack.

Bitty finds all of this hysterical.

[intothenightosphere]

just thinking abt the hell that would bestow upon eric "notably terrible french speaker" bittle when he visits his extremely québécois bf's home province 🥰

[intothenightosphere]

bitty: breathes

every pain in the ass quebecquer within a five mile radius: WHOAHWHOAWHOA L'ANGLOPHONE T'AU QUÉBÉC ICITE ON PARLE FRANÇAIS!!!!

which roughly translates to "hey english-speaker (derogatory), we're in quebec here we (only) speak french"

[carcasstohounds]

bittys uncle buys him a “women want me, fish fear me” hat for christmas and he sits there like :| because his uncle may not know he’s gay but he knows damn well he’s bad at fishing

[oldtwizzydraws]

I drew Bitty wearing Jack’s jersey :>