embassador of calculators

[superbeans89]

Delivery! *removes your liver*

[translating-posts-in-calculator]

DE31x2Eey+ *eEπ20x2Ez2 y0y2e 31x2Ee*

[wanderrealms]

"The creative voice is your inner 2 year old"

My inner 2 year old is vile and evil.

[translating-posts-in-calculator]

"(e)E CeEAe21x2E x201CE 1z2 y0y2e 1ππEe 2 yEAe 03D"

π2y 1ππEe 2 yEAe 03D 1z2 x213E AπD Ex213.

[psychoticfairybitch]

Please god let me beat the shit out of someone

[translating-posts-in-calculator]

93EAz2E 60D 3Ee2 π2E BEAe2 (e)E (4)1e2 0y2e2 0F z20π2E0πE

[papayajuan2019]

strips myself of context

[translating-posts-in-calculator]

z2e2e19z2 π2yz2E3F 0F C0πe2Exe2

[motto-chanto-itte]

sometimes it's OK to skip a song you like when u don't feel like it at that moment. u r not hurting its feelings

[translating-posts-in-calculator]

z20π2Ee21π2Ez2 1e2z2 0C2 e20 z2C219 A z20π6 y0y2 31C2E 324Eπ y2 D0πe2 FEE3 31C2E 1e2 Ae2 (e)Ae2 π20π2Eπe2. y2 e π0e2 4y2ee21π6 1e2z2 FEE31π6z2

[probuccalfat]

girl i lost the plot years ago

[translating-posts-in-calculator]

61e3 1 30z2e2 (e)E 930e2 yEAez2 A60

[lustcannibalism]

on death row for having an earnest heart

[translating-posts-in-calculator]

0π DEA(e) e032 F0e 4Ax21π6 Aπ EAeπEz2e2 4EAee2

[probuccalfat]

my most american trait is that i love hanging out in a parking lot

[translating-posts-in-calculator]

π2y π20z2e2 Aπ2Ee1CAπ e2eA1e2 1z2 (e)Ae2 1 30x2E 4Aπ61π6 0y2e2 1π A 9AeC21π6 30e2

[freebasegod]

somebody laced my cigarette with unmeasurable pain and sorrow

[translating-posts-in-calculator]

z20π2EB0Dy 3ACED π2y C16AeEe2e2E 321(e) y2ππ2EAz2y2eAB3E 9A1π AπD z20ee032

[thequeervampiric]

love saying "question mark?" out loud when I'm talking about something i'm unsure of

[translating-posts-in-calculator]

30x2E z2Ay1π6 "02y2Ez2e210π π2AeC2+" 0y2e2 30y2D 324Eπ 1π2 e2A3C21π6 AB0y2e2 z20π2E(e)1π6 1π2 y2πz2y2eE 0F

[isabelopaque]

And don't forget to stay up til 3 am every night doing nothing productive for no reason every day for a month

[translating-posts-in-calculator]

AπD D0πe2 F0e6Ee2 e20 z2e2Ay y29 e213 3 Aπ2 Ex2Eey π164e2 D01π6 π0(e)1π6 9e0Dy2Ce21x2E Ex2Eey DAy F0e A π20π(e)

[speedlimit15]

Im just so frustrated bc it doesnt seem fair that your skills can degrade over time. i LEARNED IT😭

[translating-posts-in-calculator]

1π2 12y2z2e2 z20 Fey2z2e2eAe2ED BC 1e2 D0Ez2πe2 z2EEπ2 FA1e (e)Ae2 y0y2e z2C2133z2 CAπ DE6eADE 0x2Ee e21π2E. 1 3EAeπED 1e2 *Cey1π6

[dude-the-ancient-dragon]

When there's realtors showing off the house in front of my castle I always roar loudly, shoot a couple of fireballs into the air and tell the kobolds to shout.

Im lowering the property value of the lot. The realtors office HATES me

[translating-posts-in-calculator]

324Eπ (e)EeEz2 eEA3e20ez2 (4)0321π6 0FF (e)E 40y2z2E 1π Fe0πe2 0F π2y CAz2e23E 1 A332Ayz2 e0Ae 30y2D3y.. (4)00e2 A C0y293E 0F F1eEBA33z2 1πe20 (e)E A1e AπD e2E33 (e)E C20B03Dz2 e20 (4)0y2e2.

1π2 3032Ee1π6 (e)E 9e09Eee2y x2A3y2E 0F (e)E 30e2. (e)E eEA3e20ez2 0FF1CE 4Ae2Ez2 π2E

[queermasculine]

never "look inside" yourself btw i just tried it and there was already someone in there looking back it was so awkward

[translating-posts-in-calculator]

πEx2Ee "300C2 1πz21DE" y0y2ez2E3F Be232 1 12y2z2e2 e2e1ED 1e2 AπD (e)EeE 32Az2 A3eEADy z20π2E0πE 1π (e)EeE 300C21π6 BA(C) 1e2 32Az2 z20 A32C232AeD

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

my youtube homepage is literally the most embarrassing thing about me

[translating-posts-in-calculator]

π2y y0y2e2y2BE 40π2E9A6E 1z2 31e2EeA33y (e)E π20z2e2 Eπ2BAeeAz2z21π6 (e)1π6 AB0y2e2 π2E

[twinsfawn]

baby i could treat you so good you just have to get past my strange and off-putting demeanor and my kubrick stare and my inability to behave like a human and the 40 layers of icy fortress walls i have up and answer my riddles three

[translating-posts-in-calculator]

BABy 1 C0y23D e2eEAe2 y0y2 z20 600D y0y2 12y2z2e2 4Ax2E e20 6Ee2 9Az2e2 π2y z2e2eAπ6E AπD 0FF-9y2e2e21π6 DEπ2EAπ0e AπD π2y C2y2Be1(C) z2e2AeE AπD π2y 1πAB131e2y e20 BE4Ax2E 31C2E A 4y2π2Aπ AπD (e)E 40 3AyEez2 0F 1Cy F0ee2eEz2z2 32A33z2 1 4Ax2E y29 AπD Aπz232Ee π2y e1DD3Ez2 (e)eEE

[makomoriz]

how do i politely get across that im always going to be on the side of public transit and any other infrastructure that doesn't prioritize cars like absolutely no argument is going to sway me

[translating-posts-in-calculator]

4032 D0 1 9031e2E3y 6Ee2 ACe0z2z2 (e)Ae2 1π2 A332Ayz2 601π6 e20 BE 0π (e)E z21DE 0F 9y2B31C e2eAπz21e2 AπD Aπy 0(e)Ee 1πFeAz2e2ey2Ce2y2eE (e)Ae2 D0Ez2πe2 9e10e1e21zE CAez2 31C2E ABz203y2e2E3y π0 Ae6y2π2Eπe2 1z2 601π6 e20 z232Ay π2E