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YOU ARE THE REASON
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@translating-posts-into-klingon
hate how step trackers try to tell me how many calories im burning like im not HERE for that!!! im going on walks to gain enough leg strength to kick my enemies to death!! stop telling me about my calories!!!
jIHvaD tlhagh vIlo'pu'bogh noSna' ja'DI' yItmeH chuq juvbogh jan'e' vImuS Qu'wIj 'oHbe'mo'!!! jIyIt HoSwIj vIrachmeH jaghmeywIj vIHoHmeH vIpuptaHvIS!! tlhaghwIj yIja'Qo'!!!
every time someone likes my original post im like
WOAH MY BROKEN SENSE OF HUMOUR AMUSES YOU?
YAY IM SO HAPPY ^^
like literally
i will b giggling and kicking my feet when someone likes an original post of mine
ὁσάκις τις τὸ ἐμὸν αὐτόγραφον γράμμα ἀρέσκει
Ὦ! ἎΡΆ ΓΕ Ἡ ΔΙΕΦΘΑΡΜΈΝΗ ΜΟΥ ΤΩΝ ΓΕΛΟΊΩΝ ΑἼΣΘΗΣΙΣ ΣῈ ΤΈΡΠΕΙ;
ἸΟῪ ὩΣ ΧΑΊΡΩ ^^
καὶ νὴ Δία, ἀληθῶς
κιχλίζω καὶ τοὺς πόδας ἀνακινέω ὅταν τις τῶν ἐμῶν αὐτογράφων γραμμάτων ἀρέσκῃ
cumque scriptum meum autographum alicui placet
BOMBAX DELECTATNE TE SENSVS MEVS IVCVNDORVM PERRVPTVS?
IO FELICISSIMVS SVM ^^
et mehercle, vere
rideo pedesque meos ventilo cum aliquis scriptum meum autographum diligat
@translating-posts-into-klingon
QInwIj vIqonta'bogh tIvDI' vay' jIjatlh
va' DubelmoH qIDmeywIj taQ?
majQa' jIQuchqu' ^^
qar
jIHagh 'ej qamDu'wIj vIvIH QInwIj vIqonta'bogh tIvDI' vay'
(nudging my liege as we walk past some visibly poisonous black berries) don't they look scrumptious my liege
(joHwI' vI'urgh SuQba'bogh naHHommey qIj wIjuStaHvIS) 'ey'bej, qar'a', joHwI'
le'yo' jar botIvjaj!
Happy pride month!
[lit. May you(pl.) enjoy pride month!]
If this pops up while you’re scrolling, I wish you unconditional love and massive success.
QInvam DalaDchugh weQmoQnaQ DachotlhtaHvIS, DaQejlu'jaj 'ej Qapla''a' Dabajjaj
the clones make me so sad. imagine just being born and you already have coworkers.
mu'IQqu'moH DarDoghpu'. bIboghpu' 'ej wejHa' vumwI' ghuD Daghaj 'e' yIjal.
May the force blow your tits clean off
pe'vIl ngob'atDu'lIj HoS'a' jormoHjaj
Whoever reported garaks-padded-bra and got his blog terminated. God has a plan for you. And it will hurt
gharaq-janIj'e'-tInmoHlu'bogh 'a'baqa' ngabmoHbogh ghot'e'. SoHvaD nab San. 'ej Du'oy'moH nabvam.
the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving
and what's the genital situation on the shadows
oh this is my post
fidelcostco
vIlqu' ghot QoghIj, yapchugh Doy'taHghachlIj bIttaHghachlIj je, jatlh QoghIj «yIQepQo', qaboQlaH» 'ej vIHchoH QIbmey
fidelcostco
QIbmey ngaghmeH re'chIvmey yIngu'
fidelcostco
toH QInwIj 'oH
If you don’t like me the delete your blog. I’m better than you and this site is mine.
choparchugh weQmoQnaQ 'a'baqa'lIj yIngabmoH. jIH nIv law' SoH nIv puS 'ej weQmoQnaQ DaqwIj 'oH weQmoQnaQ Daq'e'.
good morning soft sad freaks on an unprofitable website
maj po 'umyotlh bajlaHbe'bogh weQmoQnaQ Daq Dabbogh tunbogh taQwI''e' 'IQ
Quick B'Elanna for practice! Timelapse on Reddit.
The Klingon text reads "beylana", which is how you spell her name in tlhIngan Hol.
I've tried both bold text and the small caps font as a way to translate caps lock into Klingon, and to me whenever I read the small caps Klingon it sounds like the kind of funny high-pitched screaming that's in something like the "WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES" vine, but the bold text sounds like normal screaming, so I shall be using both bold text and small caps when I feel they are appropriate :D
theres NONE left. i drinked it all
chuv ᴘᴀɢʜ. Hoch vItlhutlhta'
THEY KEEP ASKING ME IF I WOULD DIE FOR THEM AND I KEEP ASKING WHY THEY WANT ME DEAD
job interviews
SeravpH
chaHvaD jIHeghqang 'e' mugheltaH 'ej qatlh jIHegh luneH 'e' vIgheltaH
DSmjav
'aSteD yu'lI'ghach
Thank you answering my ask about "girl's night". I have another one for you: How about a Klingon word/phrase for "Bodice Ripper" as in a loosely historically inspired "trashy" romance novel. Think the kind of thing that moms stereotypically like to read, complete with horny oil painting on the cover. If this is too specific, I apologize in advance.
You can translate that as qun parmaq veQ paq, literally "history erotica garbage book" :P
Is there a Klingon word or phrase equivalent to "Girl's Night"? As in, a fun, sisterly/friendly bonding activity or event between women/girls/etc.
You can translate it literally as be' ram (women's night) if it's actually happening at night, or be' poH (women's time) if it's at any time, including at night
There is also the word chaj, which is glossed as "close female friend of a woman/girl", so chaj ram would be "the night of close female friends" (with chaj poH being "the time of close female friends")
(you'll have to be careful with the word chaj though, because using it to describe anyone who isn't a female friend is offensive :P)
(adding OP's tags cause I keep forgetting Klingon is a gendered language)
Clarification:
Technically, Klingon is not a gendered language, because nouns don't have grammatical gender, and the third-person singular pronoun ghaH means both "he" and "she"
Also, most words that would be gendered in English are not gendered in Klingon, eg. ta' means both emperor and empress, bulvar means both monk and nun ect, and the only way to specify male or female would be to add the word "man" or "woman" at the end
The only words that I know to be gendered are family words (eg. husband/wife, brother/sister, male/female cousin), and also chaj/maqoch (and even then, the gendered words have gender neutral variants) :P
