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My favorite song is the puker by tool

"Im hungry but nothing tastes good"

Enter slow roasted ranch style bean shishkabob

Computer activate bidet on high pressure stream, override turn off switch and lock all doors externally

masterofchunce

I've been observed to break bricks with fist

translucentballsack

I break bread with brick fisters

I was chatting with masterofchunce and he told me that strapping young lads bike in the snow and use only their long, heavy, nuts to maintain equilibrium. Their balls provide an otherwise unavailable third point of contact that helps prevent them from spinning out on the ice. I heard their balls are so dense that it doesn't even hurt to have them slapping the ground like that.... incredible

translucentballsack

i just cut off joses (my enemy)) left arm in a fight.he got away so i got to cut my own arm off so itll be fair next time we fight

masterofchunce

when chunce.mp4 drops that shit gonna hit the community hard

translucentballsack

when I watched it bent my brain to the shape of a wreath and set it on top of my head and I could finally see clearly

happy holidays jesters.. go open your presence while im poundin your moms backdoor

Did I slip or did I slip on your foot,?? I dont mnid but I prefer to slip and slide carefree so eat my ghostly balls if you gave my hamster mites

Is life a futility or I has my leg fallen asleep

Ope' it was just ye ol' hernia slipping back in its place

The wonder and majesty in life

Please engage with me, I'm trying to divorce my sad

Best engage with me, I've been know to slaughter heirs

The face of my phone

I'm no hero but I like to suck on pussy and drip with the homies if you please

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