CHUNCE

I chunced too much to recover from and now i dont give em the Bogo

[pipsqueakrascal1234]

All my friends are too busy getting high on cracker jacks and peanut brittle to hang out with me

[whereshadowsmakeshadows-deactiv]

Hey bro this party is sick, you wanna go outside and smoke this j? We can talk about that sinking feeling… you know the one

[4893873450938462-deactivated202]

They poisoned our resin supply burned our coils and delivered vitamin e unto our cartridges

[masterofchunce]

Always rinse your water through a glass apple youll thank me later

[masterofchunce]

Thick ass air always got me sneezin the spicy shit out

[masterofchunce]

this multiverse sucks im goin to farworld for a few eons

[masterofchunce]

Me and my boys, sittin around the campfire and Tommy Bongo pulls out his bag of drug. They pass the drug around until it gets to me, and I say I dont want any. They all stare at me like I'm some kind of weak crumb and then start chanting

SMOKE THAT DRUG

SMOKE THAT DRUG

and they're fist pumping the air

SMOKE THAT DRUG

SMOKE THAT DRUG

PUT THIS IN YOUR DRUG AND SMOKE IT

SMOKE US A BIG RIP

SMOKE THAT DRUG

[iclosed]

the Gemini urge to eat shit and die

[highestdeath-deactivated2023070]

The cancer urge to keep it safe

[butchknuckles]

the taurus urge to keep your eyes shut

[strawberryspread]

the aries urge to give in

[masterofchunce]

the grumple urge to squart

[masterofchunce]

all love homie but your bloodline ends tonight

[rars]

whatever man *walks outside of your render distance*

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

Got high and jacked off, this is the usual ish.

[rnavka]

Balls in one hand bong in the other I get confused and try to smoke my dick

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

When I tried bong I burned my throat and was twitching after

[rnavka]

Did you put water in it?

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

Yes not cold water not my bong they light it for me because I don’t know

[godkillingfist]

[spockmitzvah]

[spockmitzvah]

when i find myself in times of trouble, bong hit jean luc comes to me

[translucentballsack]

"step through the portal babe, hell yea. does teh carpet match the drapes babe? hope so. I like the drapes color and am known as carpet crumpler by bitchs i bang... come through... lets partyyy

👉👌 and fuckk"

-sgt parson talkin to a hot dimnension babe who came out of a portal on base

[masterofchunce]

shut the fuck up sgt ballsack stop revealing goverment secrets

[powerburial]

wow “dude” i’m really “resonating” with your “eastern” “philosophy” thats really “cool” so anyway “buddy” do you know where i can “pick up” a 20 dollar “bag” of the “good stuff”?

[masterofchunce]

@breeonadon

[masterofchunce]

Shout out to that guy at the public execution yesterday. great show, hope you come again next year.. .

[toastbutteregg]

[kirbyfuckingbadass]

no its not. every single day i xan stay awake a little longer and im a bit stronger… ad infinitum especially with something called monstsr energy you could check out