All my friends are too busy getting high on cracker jacks and peanut brittle to hang out with me
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@masterofchunce
All my friends are too busy getting high on cracker jacks and peanut brittle to hang out with me
Hey bro this party is sick, you wanna go outside and smoke this j? We can talk about that sinking feeling… you know the one
They poisoned our resin supply burned our coils and delivered vitamin e unto our cartridges
Always rinse your water through a glass apple youll thank me later
Thick ass air always got me sneezin the spicy shit out
this multiverse sucks im goin to farworld for a few eons
Me and my boys, sittin around the campfire and Tommy Bongo pulls out his bag of drug. They pass the drug around until it gets to me, and I say I dont want any. They all stare at me like I'm some kind of weak crumb and then start chanting
SMOKE THAT DRUG
SMOKE THAT DRUG
and they're fist pumping the air
SMOKE THAT DRUG
SMOKE THAT DRUG
PUT THIS IN YOUR DRUG AND SMOKE IT
SMOKE US A BIG RIP
SMOKE THAT DRUG
the Gemini urge to eat shit and die
The cancer urge to keep it safe
the taurus urge to keep your eyes shut
the aries urge to give in
the grumple urge to squart
all love homie but your bloodline ends tonight
whatever man *walks outside of your render distance*
Got high and jacked off, this is the usual ish.
Balls in one hand bong in the other I get confused and try to smoke my dick
When I tried bong I burned my throat and was twitching after
Did you put water in it?
Yes not cold water not my bong they light it for me because I don’t know
when i find myself in times of trouble, bong hit jean luc comes to me
"step through the portal babe, hell yea. does teh carpet match the drapes babe? hope so. I like the drapes color and am known as carpet crumpler by bitchs i bang... come through... lets partyyy
👉👌 and fuckk"
-sgt parson talkin to a hot dimnension babe who came out of a portal on base
shut the fuck up sgt ballsack stop revealing goverment secrets
wow “dude” i’m really “resonating” with your “eastern” “philosophy” thats really “cool” so anyway “buddy” do you know where i can “pick up” a 20 dollar “bag” of the “good stuff”?
@breeonadon
Shout out to that guy at the public execution yesterday. great show, hope you come again next year.. .
no its not. every single day i xan stay awake a little longer and im a bit stronger… ad infinitum especially with something called monstsr energy you could check out