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[transmascchiato]

ilya after ragebaiting shane for 30min nonstop and being called "an asshole"

[skipppppy]

No nuance. No “both” option. Subjective opinion only. Time for war. Who is the superior Stan

Stanley Pines

Stanford Pines

Voting ended onSep 18, 2024

Reblog for sample size and also tell me why in the tags. I want violence. I want discourse. I want bloodshed

[skipppppy]

fascinating responses from the community so far

[crocutalupus]

Cozy and safe by Hanibaber

[littleguysdaily]

[color-palettes]

From the Deep, with Love - submitted by meowstic-seer-of-the-future

#95B3B4 #80A09E #5B7958 #4E6C2E #324F2C #AD383E

[axziom13]

[ahamkaracature]

Gamer moment

[twinkenjoyer-deactivated2023071]

true gamers are equal opportunity haters

[kira-serialfaggot]

I used an enby pride flag in league (which gives you a little flag trail behind your character) and someone said to me:

"What are your pronouns so I can insult you properly"

[hyperoperationfractallisation]

Honestly adorable

[nar0art]

Post S3 💙

[miauiz]

they’re winning that costume competition fr

[onionpainter]

Onions and Garlic 2

OiI on canvas

[we-love-garlic]

mmm yes. Wish there weren't any onions though :(

[onionpainter]

[ryebreadgf]

so it’s a wednesday night in july and you’re at home and you’ve showered and you’ve masturbated and you’ve gnawed at the inside of your mouth and you’ve eaten and washed the dishes and fixed a corner of the fitted sheet on your bed and texted your grandmother and thought positive thoughts and still the feeling comes. what then

[curioscurio]

[willowcrowned]

fanfiction is so unbelievably stupid you’ll be like oh i want to write about some finctional dudes and suddenly you’re knee deep in two hundred year old inheritance laws

[sandmandaddy69]

[oarfjsh]

they probably cant love me back in a human or even mammalian sense, but my goldfish with their smooth pea-sized brain have learned to trust that i will make them better when they are sick. i feel like crying about this often

[cantabilechaos]

Maybe Princess the tarantula never had anything resembling what we as humans know as emotions, but she still came out of her burrow and up to the glass when we’d talk to her and used to stare at the drawing I’d tape to her terrarium. Maybe she couldn’t even comprehend what we were, but she knew we were there to take care of her. And even if she never showed that sort of curiosity or trust we’d still love her.

[gay-jesus-probably]

Idk if Munchie the praying mantis felt love for me, but I do know he trusted me enough to climb onto my hand when offered and was comfortable with allowing me to carry him places despite me being absolutely massive in comparison to him. So that's close enough in my book.

[dykevirgo]

my tortoise wakes up every morning and looks up outside of her enclosure as she waits for me to put fresh food in her enclosure, and when i pick her up she doesn't hide in her shell or flinch when my hand reaches for her. when she's out of her enclosure and tired of walking around, she walks over to me and tries to hide under my legs because she knows it's safe there. she doesn't know who i am, but there's love for me in what she does around me.

[werebutch]

[datasoong47]

[atii-uqaulahaluanngilutit]

My favorite response to “that’s not a word” is “then why do you know what it means?”

[eshesmites]

Every time someone within 30 miles of me says “that’s a made up word” I am uncontrollably compelled to respond “ALL WORDS ARE MADE UP!”

[felixcloud6288]

In a college language class I took, we talked about the Jabberwocky poem and the professor had us try to explain every word in it. When we got to ‘outgrabe’ she asked why it was past tense and my response was “Cause the present tense is outgribe”. Her response was “That doesn’t answer the question but that brings up a better one. Why do you know that?”

[punkitt-is-here]

Don't know how to describe it but this is the most transgender screenshot of fluttershy I've ever seen

[dzamie]

It's the performance of femininity in what's most likely to be externally perceived (outfit, makeup), combined with a relative lack of effort to perform in what only those close to her would see (unadorned walls and couch), accentuated by earnest engagement in a hobby perceived as masculine in youth which may have originated in her upbringing (gaming with headset).

It matches strongly with someone who was raised as a boy, now wishes for the general public to see her as a girl, and is confident that anyone she has over will see her as such even if the decor isn't as femme as her outfit.

[toxifoxx]

[tlirsgender]

I hate... fanon archetypes. You know how people sand down their blorbos to fit into the same handful of incorrect quote templates and then they forget their actual canon personalities because they've gone too long without engaging with the source material? I hate it. I hate it. He would not fucking say that. The joke was slightly funny when it was on the office or whatever but we've all heard it over and over with different characters pasted into it how are you still laughing please let me out

[tlirsgender]

The funny character has no other personality traits. Also he's incompetent now. The one who's kind of prickly is just weirdly mean OR sad and did nothing wrong, take your pick. Gotta have the Sunshine Boy. Woman 1 is yass slay badass. Woman 2 is the rest of the cast's Mother. If there's only one woman, she can be both. Do you want to kill yourself yet

[tlirsgender]

I didn't say a fandom but you thought of one, didn't you? That's because they all do this. All of them. You search the main tags for the media of your choice and you will find them there. The same incorrect quotes you've been hearing for years. It's like a time loop. It's my own personal torment nexus

[mumblesplash]

men used to put their neckties on their heads to show they were drunk at parties. we used to be a real society