My evil muppet conspiracy theory is that Seth Rogen wanted to be the one who saves the Muppets. So he got rid of his competition (Walter). That's why he disappeared. Think about it. Walter would never let us lose Muppet Courtyard. His last big role? A ghost. Someone who was murdered BY A HUMAN! Walter almost appeared in the 2015 series, but his last appearance was in 2021, what year is it? 2026. 5 year gap. Now Walter is implied to be 30, what is 30 a multiple of? FIVE!! But dont forget the 6, W-A-L-T-E-R. 6 letters, y'know what also has 6 letters once you flip the W to an M. M-U-R-D-E-R!! BUT WAIT! Notice the "E-R". ER. Where once goes when in need of immediate care!! But ER appears TWICE!! THATS WHERE WALTER IS!!! HE'S BEEN IN THE ER FOR THE PAST 2 YEARS!!! After Seth Rogen jumped him!!!
it’s a shame booping will disappear after today because we don’t even have time to invent good discourse. some examples i just thought of: it’s predatory to boop a minor if ur over 18, it’s encouraging violence, it places responsibility on others to return a boop which they don’t owe you
actually it's unethical to boop anyone without their consent. if their profile/carrd doesn't specifically say they consent to boops (and by who, under what circumstances, what time of day), you should send an anon asking if they're okay with being booped. also booping yourself is incest.
here's the link to the older intro post if you're interested :3
We're the Ribbon System, aka the Smosy System! to refer to us collectively, use the host's names (Mills, Richie, Peaches, or Josie)
Other hosts are just Me, Tang/Cicada, atm (He/She)
18 years old, They/He pronouns Collectively
DNI is still rather simple!
pretty much all the stuff you'd expect (Homophobes, transphobes, racists, really any kind of hater)
Please do not follow if you're under 13 years old or over 30 unless otherwise stated! we'd prefer older folks not interact at all but we understand it can be kinda hard to keep that in check.
Boundaries
- don't flirt with us unless we're close and we say you can
- most jokes are fine, but check in with us if you're not sure
CURRENT TAGS
rich's rambles - rambling
richie's spammin ya again - spam/general reblogs
my friends are really cool!! - reblogs of friend's creations
cool people art tag!! - people's cool art, including BOTH friends/mutuals and those i dont really know
slimey man posting - anything to do with Vulkron /j
richie's art tag - anything WE MADE with our own TWO HANDS!!
More Info under the cut!
Hyperfixations & Special Interests
- LEGO Monkie Kid
- Splatoon
- Journey To The West
- The Theorist Channels (Game, Film, Food, Style, GTLive)
- Muppets
- Lethal Company
COOL FRIENDS AND COOL STUFF THEY DO
Our friend Vulkron, only straight man ever, streams a few times each week.
Along with that, he and another friend, Fourth, are featured in his Phasmophobia videos (and us too ig)
@flareboi started the lovely series Bellatrice Lane, which we're honored to help work on, along with @fancy-feast-official & @moss-ballz, to name a few.
AND TO ALL THE OTHER MOOTS (namely @penbwl and @valentinesdayy we really wanna include you but cant find a place)I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING TO ATTRIBUTE TO YOU BUT. LOVE YOU GUYS. YOU KNOW THIS. but we lvoe all y'all.
Other Things
- we REALLY like BreakfastShipping (ShadowPeach x Freenoodles, for those who don't know). very mentally ill about them (has nothing to do with me literally being tang /j)
ALTs
- we write on ao3! although it's pretty barren a lot of the time.
- we're Filipino-American and somehow are the ONLY person in our family who washes their rice
dededos
origamiaround
kianamaiart
dailybridgerton
izzy806
jbbartram-illu
ellievsbear
romaincrisis
areudirty
