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today on my walk to campus i suddenly became violently nauseous and had to sit down on the side of the road and a homeless guy with this massive Corsican Mastiff came up to me and started explaining the history of the Corsican Mastiff in ancient Rome and their use as war dogs and it was so bewildering that it helped relieve my nausea. anyways his dog was very friendly and really liked being scritched

pansy2025

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

schmoyoho

All Star but it’s in a minor key so it makes you question life and realize the years start comin and they don’t stop comin

aka, the theme song to Shrek 9: Shrek’s Third Divorce

FEATURING THE AMAZING @allicatttx

calysto1395

i need a full version of this pls

dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou

Sis voice tho!

hollowedskin

i was NOT expecting to love this as much as i do

lullychi

THIS GAVE ME SO MANY CHILLS OMFG

reinapepiada

shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics

lieutenantpepper

my favorite thing paul does in interviews is when he mentions a beatles song and then starts singing it to make sure people know it, like he'll say "we were performing she loves you, you know 'she loves you yeah yeah yeah...'" like you literally don't have to do that. everyone knows that song. you are paul mccartney

lennonmccartneyofficial

My personal favorite is when he goes to tell and a story and he prefaces it with "you know, john and I- john lennon and I-" like yeah no we know that. we know who john is. you are the beatles

orpheuslament

oftentimes two guys who want to fuck each other not fucking each other is hotter than if they fucked each other

luna-azzurra

A non-writer asked me "but where do you get your ideas" and i genuinely did not know how to explain that it's not a place. it's not a website. it's not a folder. it's that i was on the bus and a woman was holding a paper bag very carefully and something about the way she held it made me need to know what was inside and then i needed to know why she was sad about it and then there was a whole person and then there was a whole story and the bus had already stopped and i missed my stop. that's where.

jingle-knight

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

corpseprize

the reality of being a writer

otaku-girl-ao3

ok but that last one PAINS ME 😭 I am in this photo and I hate it /lh

My emotional support story is almost old enough to freaking d r i n k. Not even in the UK, in the US 💀 That badboy is never getting actually finished.