Okie Dokie

I'll sleep when I'm dead. Or later tonight.

[mayothompson]

[athetos]

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

[latined]

[gbcgraphics]

[jiames-blog]

[benobi--moved]

it be like that sometimes

[secretgaygentdanvers]

Reductress really taking no prisoners today

[moonlitmoth]

The best part:

“It’s a common misconception that members of gay relationships have to map onto the roles of a straight couple: woman and asshole,” said Acharya. “But neither of us is the asshole; that’s the entire point.”

Ryser had a number of follow-up questions to this explanation.

“So, if neither of you is the asshole,” said Ryser, “then who plays devil’s advocate when you’re having sensitive political conversations? Who takes the other person’s side when you describe a microaggression? And who gets furious when you’re driving and one of you has to pee?”

Demonstrating immense patience, Acharya tried once more to help Ryser understand.

“None of those things are necessary for a relationship,” said Acharya. “In fact, they’re all bad. People in straight relationships should not do those things either.”

[unexplained-events]

Scariest Urban Legends In Each State

HERE is the link for those of you who want to read a text version of the list.

[whysosirris]

[coolbeansmachine-deactivated202]

@busbug

[silversold-deactivated20181030]

someone: have you seen breaking bad?

me, remembering this video: yeah it was amazing

[recaption]

[lavinder-lilaque]

[vuittonv]

Shia Labeouf. Banana. 2010.

[filmaticbby]

La liceale (1975) dir. Michele Massimo Tarantini

[foulserpent]

there are EXCEEDINGLY powerful and chaotic energies in this image

[massivelimestonecube]

if you look closely at this you can see that there are way more jpeg artifacts around the eyes and the timestamp which means that someone either photoshopped them in and let it get deep fried over the course of a dozen resaves or someone went in and manually sharpened those specific parts. who did this

[massivelimestonecube]

fotoforensics confirms i’m right with this error level analysis

this image has been altered heavily and manually from its original form. but by whose hand?

[foulserpent]

not by human hands…….

[traumafilth]

[novelconcepts]

I don’t want to live any longer in this world of “the customer is always right.” This is a world that shows the aggressive, the bull-headed, the cruel that they have full license to behave like beasts to get what they want. Half the time, they’re even rewarded for it; “here, ma'am, so sorry for the trouble, please accept this gift card–no charge.”

I want to live in a world that punishes these childish adults as you punish a toddler throwing a tantrum. No candy for you, Jimmy; you’re going home to bed if you can’t mind yourself in public.

Throw a hissy fit because your cashier isn’t moving as fast as you’d like? Find yourself gently escorted from the store until you can show some basic compassion and patience.

Hurl a pen across the table at your signing agent? You’ve just forfeited your right to refinance your mortgage this week. Try again when your temper is managed.

Scream obscenities at the Taco Bell rep because you know it’ll earn you a free soft shell? Here’s your money back; please feel free to play again when you’ve realized fast food is not worth more than the price of human dignity.

I am so sick of accepting–and, in truth, rewarding–these callous behavior patterns in customer service industries. The fact is, the customer is not always right. The customer is often just testing to see what he can get away with. Stop pandering to spoiled children, and show your employees they have more value than their red polo, or how much abuse they can withstand in a 40-hour week.

We are here to provide a service and to make a living.

We are not your punching bags.

[iopele]

seems like the right time of year to bring this back around

[korra]

awkward how reassuring i find this

[womensstudiesofficial-deactivat]

well ya duh society shames speech patterns associated with young women

[vickorano]

“Speech fillers” are just a human’s way of saying “wait a sec I’m thinking”. It means we think more before we speak, always trying to find the right way to say it. Every language has them. And people shouldn’t be annoyed by it, ever.

[askclint]

Fun fact: even Deaf people and ASL users have a “filler” and depends on the person. Sometimes it’s almost like a wave, other times it’s wiggling fingers.