[thisfeebleheart]

Hudson Williams for Wonderland Magazine

[my-2nd-account]

The difference is that jealous Ilya looks homicidal while jealous Shane looks suicidal

[michaelsworddean-deactivated202]

im gonna be soooooo annoying tomorrow and then maybe after that and then after that and then after that and then maybe after that too

[flybi91]

hall and oates should have a wife swap kinda thing with simon and garfunkel

[dioscanibal]

wish someone would re-pot me like a plant

[thebootydiaries]

Status: Rain! :)

Older person on Facebook: Us too, so badly needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. You're a beautiful young woman.

[noahnomore]

[smashingpumpkinspicelattes]

[fourtccn]

okay this is so fucking hilarious let me summarize some info i found from the notes and from wikipedia:

-he was in office less than a year

-he disappeared literally in the middle of the day

-before the disappearance, he refused to have bodyguards until a sniper shattered his office window and then finally gave in EXCEPT FOR on holiday, which his wife later suggested “was to hide his extramarital affairs”. not important to the story but i think it’s kinda funny

-he thought air tanks were “inauthentic”?

-he had “‘incredible powers of endurance underwater’, and sometimes kept himself amused during parliamentary debates by seeing how long he could hold his breath”

-his friends were worried about him doing this and he once told his press secretary, "Look Tony, what are the odds of a prime minister being drowned or taken by a shark?"

-he almost drowned TWICE that year already

-one of the headlines that day was about his doctor advising him to swim less

-they named a pool in his honor

[capitulouno]

[lesbians-love-samwilson]

I hope she drops kicks preze hilton

[android1000]

[final-girls]

catholicism was only invented so that lady gaga could write judas and then film the music video

[because-im-freaking-greed]

I know we all know that toph loves to cuss, but I just realized

She had an extremely sheltered upbringing, then when she snuck out to fight, she went to the Earth Kingdom version of WWE, which, if it’s like real world WWE, is family entertainment, and she never spent time backstage, she came she fought she left

I don’t think Toph knows any swear words

[lostfan10000]

She learns to swear from team avatar and becomes all powerful.

[because-im-freaking-greed]

I don’t think Sokka or Katara would know swears either; they grew up in a village consisting of them, Gram Gram, and a bunch of little kids and their moms

I don’t know if the airbenders taught aang swears or not but I know he’s not really the type to swear anyway

Zuko, on the other hand, spent about 3 years of his life as a young angry teenager surrounded by sailors

[waterbenderkat]

Zuko and Suki teach the Gaang to cuss— the Avatar spinoff.

[master-katara]

Zuko when he joins Team Avatar

[captainkirkk]

Toph’s REAL life-changing field trip

[wolg-fang]

Wanna be held on main

[dungeons-n-drag-queens]

*no one asked* me: so what happened was,

[buddhabrand]

hanging with the boys

[vnusplanetoflove]

losercore girlcore sitting in her roomcore

[vnusplanetoflove]

obsessed with this tag

[animatedtext]

[coughloop]

Can't stop thinking about this hat I saw yesterday