trash

[kekeslider]

who was the first person to write “tongues battling for dominance” and have they issued a public apology yet

[thebootydiaries]

Priest: Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded gal pal?

[eroscestlavie]

straights in their 20s literally love to hear if your parents accepted you or not and how you came out…i blame Glee for all of it somehow 

[aglionby]

[heavyweightheart]

my friend said that whenever she has a bad feeling about her body/appearance, she asks herself “who profits off of this emotion?” and i really love how simple and incisive that is

[dopeybeauty]

u ever think??

[syntactition]

no & u cant make me

[boota]

[theshitneyspears]

who would win in a fight

[theshitneyspears]

[gaypeopletwitter]

[rain-cheese]

[gemfag-deactivated20260102]

reminder that Channing Tatum is bisexual

[stream]

[c-bassmeow]

[shoelight]

cop: can you describe the guy who stabbed you

me: yeah he was not very friendly

[artbytesslyn]

To the spiders in the ceiling corners: you’re keeping your end of the contract, love u honeys catch those tasty flies

To the spiders halfway down the wall and touchin my furniture: you’re on thin fucking ice babes

[wellbutrinboy]

sigmund freud you dumb little bitch

[classic-simpsons]

[lesbiansgoal]