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hi!! i'm hals (19, they/them) this is just for random stuff (mostly hyperfixations lol)

[ricky-tiki-tah]

I love how the biggest space guys on tumblr right now, Dr. Captain Ryland Grace and Simon the Convict, are played by Mark “send me to space I don’t care if I don’t come back” Iplier, and Ryan “oh my god please don’t send me to space. Why are you sending me to space?!?” Gosling.

I just think that’s hilarious

[trashboat730]

I legitimately think about this all the time. Like if there was actually a scenario where we had to shoot someone off into space, Ryan Gosling would be running for his life and Markiplier would be the first one in line.

[chromaticrainarts]

I think this ship (spaceship) is really funny

[sarostheghostcat]

minecraft monsters are so fucking funny weve got

zombies which look like the default player character. this has no lore implicatjons

skeletons. inexplicably they carry bows.

spiders that are two metres wide and hiss like snakes (imagine how fucking terrifying this would be in real life)

walking bush that wants nothing more than to explode while standin next to you. also theyre afraid of cats

three metre tall guy with social anxiety so bad they try to kill you if you look at them. also they can teleport

really sad ghost

zombies 2: underwater edition

spiders again but now they poison you

fish that kills you with a mind beam

[stereosonicanimatronic]

ryland grace is aroace. however he is also stratt’s dead wife, rocky’s red string of fate starcrossed soulmate, & intensely violently homosexual for mark “simon iron lung” iplier. all things are true & all things can coexist. peace & love on planet erid

[lavender-pez]

EDITORS, PUT HIM IN GUAM

[jazzy-officia1]

OH MY GOD HE KNOWS

[ksesha674]

[weirdlyfitting]

so my little nerd brain is impatient af when i said that i wanted to compare the color palette of these two movies so yeah i made some bulshiiiittt (all of these are from the trailers for each movies except the taumoeba leak scene)

HOWEVER looking at this board like... it got myself smiling in the middle of the night because holy shit.. HOLY SHIT THEY'RE REALLY PARALLELING EACH OTHER WTF

and also seriously it's really beautiful to look at TuT) they had their own aesthetic for these shots but like ouhsgdhsd it's the way the colors align with each other i'm basically playing puzzles lmao

this shot by shot still goes by my favorite parallel ever likeeeeeeeee

[gaynaegis]

Movie marathon realizations

[djpachipikachu]

grace is aroace i just think markiplier is one of those ppl that transcends sexuality

[fellshish]

nothing legolasts forever

[lazy-indigo]

Reverse au reverse au reverse REVERSE AU RE-

I kept seeing ppl draw them in the other’s place and I just had to join. But imo, I 100% believe Ryland from the Iron Lung universe would be the clingiest most touch-starved version out of any of them. I don’t see him being able to reach the levels of anger Simon does, so he’s just a pathetic, wet dog. And I love that for him.

So naturally I drew him as the sap he is. God I love these two sm dude. They make me sick.

Also crazy I’ve drawn more Iron Lung accurate Ryland than I have Simon. Just been too focused on my au :b

[lazy-indigo]

From Odypoli to BloodyMary, I love you dude(gn)

I just felt a big need to do this:

Plus additional Grace!Polites because that concept has me foaming at the mouth. You guys can’t enable me like this.

[notahorseindisguise]

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

[mysticorset]

Peer reviewed tags from @somanyofthekids

[notahorseindisguise]

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

[hiveswap]

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

[midnight-revolucion]

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

[notahorseindisguise]

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

[marlinspirkhall]

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.

[swiapples]

it seems i still know how to draw!

[elise-the-blind]

birthday time, and i say bloodymary ship post because what do you mean the internet cooked up this absolute masterpiece

my gift to myself is drawing grown men with connection issues, fuk yeh babi

i dont know where i first heard this from, but i subscribe to the idea that the IL universe is an alternate timeline of the HM universe. the stars got ate now everything sucks

also that simon doesn't like rocky at first cause of alien ptsd

[huanggugugu]

thats illegal people cant do that