just casually throwing myself of a cliff

WARNING: trash blog

[whitepeopletwitter]

[love-jk]

[bob-belcher]

[romcommunist]

no alcohol in this flask girl this is miso soup

[mooodyy]

my favorite part about the Moon is she’s there for me even when I’m not there for me

[calellon]

maybe we should sin a little

[lesbianblackphillip]

drinking a monster energy drink undoes your baptism

[coolxatu]

[artichuka2]

"Poison" Is a social construct invented to keep me from eating every delicious mushroom I find on the ground

[pointnclick]

enough “chicken soup for the soul.” how about some chicken soup for the hole

[woodrider]

that’s just regular chicken soup

[pointnclick]

not gonna lie i forgot mouths existed

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

My bf told me that I laugh almost every night in my sleep and I also slap him and deliver swift kicks regularly. Apparently I also put my fingers in his mouth but honey that’s all part of the package ❤️

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

My bf: goodnight baby I lo-

Me entering rem sleep:

[mandronia]

[thatoneblog89-deactivated202406]

Me walking into work

[asticot]

[focusedandfearless]

[turing-tested]

[candyredterezii]

[feazelbal]

[peachpitgirl]

I love holding hands !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rogueshipagogo]

concept: a robot girlfriend calling you pet names like ‘highest priority’

[teenscoolest]

me [likes a thing]: hey, i like this thing!

brain: excellent. you will be unable to think about anything other than that thing for a period lasting from several weeks to a number of years.

[chonkyfroggy]

*hits button violently*