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gaston would do numbers on tumblr if you guys would just look at him

he's SLEEPY he has ADHD he HATES COPS he is ANTI-WORK he has SEVERAL PETS that he keeps in his OFFICE, office he regularly DESTROYS COMPLETELY. what's not to love

asticot

THIS IS ABOUT GASTON LAGAFFE DO NOT TALK TO ME ABOUT THE DISNEY GUY

this-is-trans-joy

I’m trying to look for synonyms of sneer and i’m fucking dying

yeah that looks normal… yeah these are all— um. hold on. hang on.

what

the-ravens-king

victusinveritas

garaks-padded-cell

Bowie stupidly emerging from the laundry hamper after a NINE HOUR kip because i said the word dinner. To my HUMAN FAMILY!!

And No this is not a senior cat she is ONE year old.

garaks-padded-cell

I keep fishing my phone out of my pocket at work just to get a hit of this image

emil

"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)

emil

peggle make phone calls

sandmandaddy69

hiveswap

Not attracted to that character i just want him to experience being scared for his life and panicking

flikkerij

i will do ANYTHING but work on my essay apparently

semutamusic

manuciruja

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

manuciruja

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

smadsel

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

smadsel

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

manuciruja

hey staff what the fuck

villainessbian

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

shrodingers-catgirl

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

favorite phenomenon

cub3-2

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

jerreeeeeee

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe