a ferocious sack of potatoes

Cdra | 26 | N | Aro Click the "Content" link for UTAU work, artwork, etc. 日本語OKです。 UTAU.wiki and UTAforum mod. Roleplayer. Game design grad student. Generally just some loser who does things, really.

[trashcandragon]

Marriage of convenience + PWP + Olivia/Eliwood

Getting married was the easy part. Living like a married couple? Maybe a bit less so...

Clumsy smut, wherein these two are trying to figure out how to make this work, but Olivia is still very shy and Eliwood is still very awkward. I’m bad at PWP, so I’d probably do a series of smutty one-shots that framed a story of them learning how each other work in an intimate way, getting less clumsy and more sexy as they go... so, the slow evolution of Olivia learning how to dom? Hehehe.

[trashcandragon]

28 + 9 + Eliwood and Ninian

Proposal Fic + Dance AU + EliNini

Eliwood took up dance to get closer to the beautiful girl he saw on stage. Who would’ve thought he’d fall so far in love—with both dancing, and with Ninian.

Basically Eliwood proposes during dance practice and is definitely really dumb and sappy about it because that’s just Eliwood for you. Ninian is endeared, of course, because how can you not be?

[lurkerviolin]

monster fucker kinsey scale incoming don’t ever tell me what i can’t do, son

[lurkerviolin]

[meridelclarke]

Fanfiction Trope MASH-UP

Rules: Send me two (2) tropes from this list + a ship and I’ll describe how I’d combine them in the same story. 

Historical AU 

Royal AU 

Modern AU 

Coffee Shop AU 

Bar/Restaurant AU 

Bookshop AU 

Florist AU  

Hospital AU 

Dance AU 

Airport/Travel AU 

Neighbour AU 

Roommate AU 

Detective AU 

Bodyguard AU 

Criminal AU 

Prison AU 

War AU 

Circus AU 

Summer Camp AU 

Teacher AU 

Dystopian AU 

Space AU 

Performer AU 

Soulmate AU 

Fairy Tale AU 

Massage Fic  

Sick/Injured Fic 

Proposal Fic  

Wedding Fic  

Holiday Fic  

Birthday Fic 

Pregnancy Fic  

Baby Fic 

Vacation Fic  

Bathtub Fic 

Text/Letter Fic 

Coming Out Fic   

Grief Fic  

Survival/Wilderness Fic  

Almost Kiss 

First Kiss 

The Big Damn Kiss 

Dance of Romance  

Flowers of Romance 

Chocolate of Romance  

Blind Date  

Not a Date  

Fake Dating 

Fake Married 

Arranged Marriage  

Accidentally Married 

Marriage of Convenience 

Mutual Pining 

Secret Relationship  

Established Relationship 

Awful First Meeting 

Forgotten First Meeting  

Accidental Eavesdropping  

Interrupted Declaration of Love 

Poorly Timed Confession 

Love Confession 

Love Confessor (Character A confessing their love for Character B to Character C)  

Everybody Knows/Mistaken for Couple 

Star Crossed Lovers  

It’s Not You, It’s Me 

It’s Not You, It’s My Enemies  

Character in Peril 

Heroic Sacrifice 

Flirting Under Fire 

Locked in a Room 

Twenty-Four Hours to Live  

Stranded on A Desert Island 

Stranded Due to Inclement Weather 

Huddling for Warmth 

Bed Sharing  

Did They or Didn’t They? 

In Vino Veritas  

Above the Influence  

Anger Born of Worry  

Green-Eyed Epiphany  

The Missus and the Ex 

Second Love  

Intimate Artistry  

Married to the Job  

Innocent Physical Contact 

I Didn’t Mean to Turn You On 

Aroused By Her Voice  

Erotic Dreams 

First Time 

Unexpected Virgin 

PWP 

Kink 

Makeovers 

Hair Brushing/Braiding 

Sleep Intimacy 

Scars  

Time Travel  

Curses 

Magical Accidents 

Accidentally Saving the Day   

[clockworkspider]

I don’t want to do serious writing so you guys can keep sending me these

[tonkatsu-pls]

YO THIS SOUNDS COOL AF

[z-nogyrop]

young meme, grab your breadsticks and run, i said young meme, man door hand hook car

gun

[awwww-cute]

Excited baby bunny drinking milk (Source: http://ift.tt/1OcMH63)

[foggyy]

when ur family come over for dinner and ask what youve been up to

[trashcandragon]

me: sorry I dropped off the face of the earth, I've been so busy haha wow life

me: actually I've been too depressed to get out of bed or contact anyone haha wow life

[niyarest]

💪 ( ◕ ‸ ◕ 💪 )

[jigglypuffsvevo]

this is a gift

[krakoaisforlovers]

important tweets i made an hour ago. 

[throw-away-opinions]

Hit the nail on the head. Being trans should not be treated as some neat little affectation for a character. It’s not an act of rebellion or some bold political statement. It’s an intensely personal struggle and it doesn’t do anyone any good to try and make it trendy.

[mr-athens-blog]

There also is a predominance of trans headcanons (also gay and mental disorder headcanons while on the subject) that rely more on stereotypical traits than actual traits - a double whammy of fetishizing and marginalizing the fact at hand. So.

[floralls]

by  rosemary*

[pumpkinwaffles]

[hillaryclintonsemails-deactivat]

when someone acts extremely out of line and they try to cover it up by saying they’re mentally ill 

[sherlockianbee-deactivated20160]

[themayflynans]

I’m looking for the fanfic this was stolen from tbh

[theasexualityblog-deactivated20]

@redbeardace someone made a better gifset of the scene. :)

[4gifs]

Straight bar passing through a curved hole

[comic-canary]

this makes me so angry

[boazpriestly]

I feel like this is what it means when dudes say “no homo”

[geeeeeeeeeeeeeeenji]

me: i’m gonna work on drawing complex expressions and perspectives! :))

me: *draws the same character 500 times in a 3/4th angle with literally the same expression on every single drawing*

me:

[ukrainian-psycho]

[ghostbreathing-deactivated20180]

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