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I moved blogs btw. xoxox l8ter my dudes

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whispers: it’s retail back to school season so if you don’t get a reply for an entire week that’s why. I’m really only being active on my days off so. See u guys on Monday ; u ;

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👑 OPEN;;

“How many fuckin’ times do you think you’ve handled currency that’s literally been up someone’s ass?” the man turned, crudely spat onto the pavement. TRULY a shining example of the male species...

         “There’s a lesson in that somewhere. A statement. Ass pennies are like...y’know, fuck capitalism and all that shit or something.”

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only 90s kids will remember gabe

[laidbear]

BIRTHDAY BOY SHIT 

Free drinks if you meet me @ the Mermaid ! ! The message , short and to the point , went out to a random number in his phone . The contact had been assigned no name, and was instead identified simply as “😎🖕”      exactly the sort of company Bear was looking for , whoever it may be .

Sitting with a Shirley Temple in his hand & his back to the wall , the boy kept his eyes on the door , hoping that if and when the mystery number showed up it would be a familiar face .

@trashdominus

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He’d been snagged at F R E E.

It didn’t help that the idiot rarely was in the habit of naming contacts things that made SENSE. If you were important enough, you got some (usually insulting) nickname. Even THEN, it wasn’t a guarantee that Gabriel would know who the fuck he was texting, calling, or replying to.

Bear had been filed under something along the lines of a jumble of emojis and chat speak; Gabriel had no idea who’d even messaged him. BUT, he’d pursued without question and showed up.

He sat easily, having hardly waited for greetings or an invitation. “Man, when the FUCK did we exchange numbers.” did they fuck? Did he deal to the kid? Gabriel honestly couldn’t remember any exchange they’d had prior outside of the fact that an exchange had been had--obviously since they had each other’s numbers mutually.

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mountainblood:

Miller   thought   that   bringing   a   departed  loved   ones   ashes   to   a  birthday   party  ,   or   ANY   EVENT   really   ,   would   be   VERY   lively   ,   thank   you   very   much   :   But   it   was   hardly   worth   arguing   over   .   

“   I   wouldn’t   let   my   main   bi         nope   ,   CAN’T   DO   IT   AGAIN   .   I’m   not   callin’   you   that   ,   but   THE   POINT   IS   ;  Slushies   aren’t   lunch   ,   or   any   other   meal   .   I’ll   buy   you   somethin’   ,   but   it   has   to   be   REAL   FOOD   .   ”   From   main   bitch  to   actual   child   in   under   a   minute   .   Impressive   .   

“Man, fuck that.” about three seconds from a grown-ass TEMPER TANTRUM. Arms cross, he sucked at his teeth briefly as if reconsidering the deal. “Real food AND a slushie. Or I riot.” it was unclear if the vague threat was more of a joke or a legitimate statement. Gabriel could be...volatile in that sense.

         “Aw, what’s wrong? Too vulgar? Kissed your ma too many times with that sorta mouth n’ she made you wash it out?  Can call me somethin’ else if it’s too much for you. Bless your goddamn heart.”

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OPEN;;

     He hadn’t been CHEAP with this scheme. FUCK a bag of stale, ass-grade bread pieces. N a h, this motherfucker had gone the whole extra mile and had gotten a plate of some grade-A fries.

     The burger he’d eaten, the birds wouldn’t get THAT. Goddamn winged-rats.

     He sat there in the terminal, took up the entirety of one of the benches there. What few pigeons had made their way down into the subway were gathered around him, trotting and fluttering about. He’d tease them with a fry here and there, but not enough to do more than just interest them.

     No one really noticed the strange scene as it really wasn’t TOO strange if you just swept over the sight. But, a closer look and you could put two && two together. The way he gave the birds just enough to keep them interested, how he kept checking his watch and looking off to the tracks...

     His gaze swept over the rest of those waiting for their ride. Most were on their phones or listening to music, some reading and some just zoned out. But someone, someone was looking at him and he KNEW--he k n e w they’d either caught on or had at least caught onto the fact that something MORE was going on here.

     A grin graced his lips, a cocky sort of grin--a CHALLENGING sort of grin. What were they going to do? Try and stop him from INNOCENTLY feeding some pigeons?

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mountainblood:

“   Gabriel   .   I   promise   you           ”   A   pause   as   Miller   tried   to   figure   a   way   out   of   declaring   Gabe   his   main   anything   .   “   …   fine   .   You’re   MY   MAIN   BITCH   ,   and   for   what   it’s   worth   ,   you’re   the   only   person   with   a   dick   who   I’ve   talked   to   in   ages   .   Mwah   ,   love   you   .   ”

It seemed to quell him enough to stop his rambling. Pleased with himself, he sat up a bit straighter. “I appreciate that, really do. But, TBF, you’re ‘bout as social && lively as Gran’s ashes at a birthday party. So, really, I ain’t SURPRISED.” despite that, he blew the man a half-assed attempt at a kiss. “You’re buyin’ your main bitch lunch, right? Could go for a slushie.”

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     “Now you listen here. I ain’t some notorious boss-fucker. I’ll have you KNOW, I limit myself to my employer’s siblings and-slash-or their consenting, adult fuckin’ kids. I’ve got goddamn standards. I’m a professional.”

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EDDY, WHERE YOU BEEN?

Binch, lemme tell you. I’ve got two canon blogs I’m running rn. One is super active and the other is less so. BUT STILL. T W O canon blogs. I don’t DO canons. Like, ever. So, this is taking up most of my writing muse. 

And, frankly, I just haven’t really FELT Gabe much. Do I still have muse for him? Hell yeah. Just not enough to spend my time here on the dash actively promoting him or throwing out starters calls && open threads.  I pop on here and again and if I catch a starter call, I’ll like it. Otherwise, I’m not really going to be starting new shit until I get a big muse rush. xoxo. Hashtag, feel free to ask for the blogs. Though, TBH I can promise they prob’ aren’t anyone who follows me here’s cup o’ tea. 

[tingriin-a-deactivated20171224]

                                    THE INEXPLICABLE CHARISMA OF THE RIVAL

                             WITH THE LUCK AND THE HAIRSTYLE OF THE DEVIL

                                                          ind. joker written by liam

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[ 📲 • sms ] —— guess which emoji is next to your name in my phone?

MEME // ACCEPTING;;

👑  [txt];; bitch i don’t have to guess i /know/👑  [txt];;🍆👅💦

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text messages.

[ 📲 • sms ] —— what are you doing? [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you trying to drunk text me rn? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey what are you doing? [ 📲 • sms ] —— didn’t you get my last text? [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you ignoring me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i’m so bored! [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey you 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— blue is definitely your color 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— ugh i wish you were here! [ 📲 • sms ] —— i think you’re going to like what you see 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— you’ve been on my mind all day today. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i can’t stop thinking about you. [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you gonna fall asleep on me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— NO don’t fall asleep on me again tonight! [ 📲 • sms ] —— you fell asleep on me last night! you owe me now [ 📲 • sms ] —— send me a picture 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey cutie! haven’t talked to you in a while! [ 📲 • sms ] —— why did you stop texting me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey can i call you now? [ 📲 • sms ] —— call me rather talk on the phone [ 📲 • sms ] —— sweet dreams….with me in them 😉 jk [ 📲 • sms ] —— oooooh, i like the sound of that 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— what are you doing tomorrow? [ 📲 • sms ] —— do you wanna hang out tomorrow? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what do you wanna do tomorrow? ☺️ [ 📲 • sms ] —— you looked really good today. [ 📲 • sms ] —— can’t wait to see you xoxo [ 📲 • sms ] —— talk dirty to me [ 📲 • sms ] —— maybe i can stay the night with you tomorrow [ 📲 • sms ] —— dang you take long enough to text back. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you are the slowest texter ever. 😒 [ 📲 • sms ] —— i hate texting you sometimes. you take forever. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you take forever and a day to reply. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i was wondering where you went. [ 📲 • sms ] —— what happened? where did you go? [ 📲 • sms ] —— k. [ 📲 • sms ] —— ok that’s cool. [ 📲 • sms ] —— what’s wrong with you? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey where was you today? [ 📲 • sms ] —— do you wanna come over? [ 📲 • sms ] —— why are you texting me? i’m standing right beside you… [ 📲 • sms ] —— i hate one word texters. [ 📲 • sms ] —— stop one wording me. 😒 [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you mad at me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what do you wanna talk about? [ 📲 • sms ] —— do you like me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i love you 😍 [ 📲 • sms ] —— miss you 😘 [ 📲 • sms ] —— stop sending me that wink face. [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you okay? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i’m gonna take a shower brb [ 📲 • sms ] —— hold on i gotta do something real quick. [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you trying to sext me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— my dog/cat said he/she missed you. [ 📲 • sms ] —— what’s your dog/cat doing? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what are you watching? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i see how it is 😜 [ 📲 • sms ] —— you can’t text me but you can be on facebook/twitter/instagram/ [ 📲 • sms ] —— how come you never text me anymore? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i gave you my number so you could text me punk 😛 [ 📲 • sms ] —— you never text me back anymore ☹️ [ 📲 • sms ] —— sorry didn’t mean to bug you [ 📲 • sms ] —— you only text me when i text you first. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you never text me first! [ 📲 • sms ] —— wanna go catch a movie tomorrow? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what do you mean by that status you posted? [ 📲 • sms ] —— guess what emoji is next to your name in my phone? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey stranger. stop being a stranger. [ 📲 • sms ] —— did you miss me? 😆 [ 📲 • sms ] —— i’m looking through your pictures right now. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i saw that selfie you just posted. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you text me after i upload a bomb selfie i see. [ 📲 • sms ] —— it’s okay you don’t to lie to me. [ 📲 • sms ] —— aww, that was so sweet. ☺️  [ 📲 • sms ] —— aww, that just made me smile. ️☺️☺️  [ 📲 • sms ] —— i s2g i’m punching you so hard the next time i see you. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i s2g you get on my nerves. [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey there ! remember me ? [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you going to ignore me again tomorrow?

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[santigoldsaint]

Sʜᴇ’s ɢᴏᴛ ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴡʀᴀᴘᴘᴇᴅ ɪɴ ɢᴏʟᴅ.

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 neverarhyme ;;

“Y’know what this place fuckin’ needs? An indoor plant. Somethin’ cute like a bonsai. Fucking l o v e those. Min-trees and shit. Annoyin’ as all fuck to care for, though. Takes dedication.” patience that Gabriel really did n o t have. “Bamboo maybe. Shit, I dunno.”