DeathIsAPromise& YourLifeIsAFuckingLie!

|Ashlei|27|MI|Furr Momma|AuntLIfex2|SOBER|rest easy Domenic Jordan, 070692-092016 &&CourtneyLeiStahl, 091694-070218 restinparadise; Chelsea, Jimi, Austin, Jake, Levi, McKenzie, Jared, Christopher, Robert, Gappy, Jade, Felix&Corey

[fairrytails]

[everythingfox]

😂

[bluejayrambles]

Cat: *pulls handle to turn tap on* Tap: *turns on* Cat:

[princesstigerbelle]

The cat’s face 😂

[waasting-awaay]

He looks so happy and just alive. Very grateful he’s here today 💕

[vintar]

hello i have learnt more spider facts

spiders will pull their own legs clean off if they get damaged because most of them can regrow legs during molting, which explains why you often see spiders missing a leg but never any missing half a leg?

some remarkably distressing scientists proved this by getting a spider to pull off all of its legs and then feeding its limbless torso for months until it sprouted a full complement of legs again and then hopefully used them to get the fuck out of dodge

baby spiders don’t get lenses until their first molt and before that they just have baby eyes and while this ought not to be any weirder than the concept of baby teeth, welp,

there are so many spiders floating around thousands of metres up in the air that they’re described as “aerial plankton”

The Sky Is Full Of Spiders

there are spider-parasitising spiders but instead of laying eggs in organs or stealing blood or anything like that they just ride on top of bigger spiders and steal snacks when their mighty steed is eating

there are ant-mimicking spiders that use their disguises to raid ant nests and w/e but there are also ant mimics that just. hang out. they make fake ant colonies full of fake ants. sometimes the actual ants that they’re mimicking find their house and live with them. stealth 100

some mother spiders live in communal family nests, where multiple mothers can work together to bring down bigger prey while all their collected babies are cared for by the babysitters

some mother spiders feed their babies mouth to mouth like birds

some mother spiders carry their babies around and i was aware of this but not the fact that if you steal their eggsac they’ll freak out and search for it for hours and sometimes end up adopting anything that’s vaguely the right size, they will carry around empty snail shells for weeks and lovingly dote on them…

guys i am literally about to cry over spider moms

[interadulation]

I am terribly afraid of spiders and most of this list makes me want to hide in the shower forever but that bit about the spider mom’s adopting anything vaguely egg-sack shaped makes me terribly sad so please give the spider moms their egg sacks back.

[fantastigasmical]

@spideryspiderygoodness

[daddyslimitlesslittle-deactivat]

Good morning from me and honeybun 🥰😸

[vanmorison]

my life is constantly just an inner monologue of “why did I do that”

[todaysbird]

DIRECT ACTION

[deactivated-355224788-deactivat]

Vandalism doesnt change the system, it just slows it down and costs money. And no costing money won't change things either. It just goes on the national debt.

[todaysbird]

are you...talking to the cockatoo

[jovemcarioca]

[thefuzzydave]

that is one long-ass elevator ride

[surrealist-lyricist]

All Wrong - The Story So Far

[colgatebluemintygel]

i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves

[qveenbpd]

I hate how addicted I get to anything that makes me feel anything

[trashleii]

I'm so... SO angry and dissapointed in myself.. I'm SO much better than this.. C'mon Ashleii man wtf. 😞 💔

[trashleii]

Tumblr honestly sucks now.

Okay so, I already wasn't a big fan of all the changes they've made.. With them taking off porn and all that other crap off that made Tumblr, Tumblr..

But now I am honestly considering deleting my profile and not looking back. I got on after getting a new phone and a bunch of my pictures, even ones from years ago were hidden because apparently they when against the new guidelines or some shit.. But literally in all the pictures I'm fully clothed that's up for literally to where I'm in my bathing suit the only thing you can see is my cleavage and it's not like my nipples or anything we're hanging out. I can't even post the pictures on this post to show you guys because they will flag this as inappropriate. Honestly changing the guidelines after so fucking long and changing them and making them so strict like they have? Completely ruined this site. I have been a member and been in love with this site silence like 2009 maybe I don't know a very long time and now I'm honestly considering just deleting the whole fucking thing because of how stupid the guidelines are now. I am ferious about the post / pictures They have flagged as inappropriate and have hidden from anybody else seeing.

[lets-catch-some-waves]

[animyuls]

[foghedgehog]

Rejection and humility faces

[studyingxv]

watching youtube videos in 2012: woahhhh 5 minutes? didn’t realize I was watching a movie buddy, haha

watching youtube videos in 2018: *sits down with a bag of chips to start a 40 minute video* let hell commence

[kvrs-deactivated20220420]

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man