music = life

[the-artificem]

sometimes i think about how my all-girls catholic school’s idea of a PE class was to pair two girls up, teach us how to dance tango (one of the most sensual dances) for a whole sem, and have us perform it as an exam with one girl wearing a dress and the other girl wearing a coat and tie and how theyre still completely baffled on why almost half of their students are gay

[argumate]

so conversion therapy works but only in one direction huh

[biglawbear]

Y'ALL THIS IS THE NEW WHITE HOUSE MONKEYPOX COORDINATOR HOLY SHIT

Biden really said "I think we need a raging queer leather daddy doctor to run the country's monkeypox response" and he was RIGHT

[its-the-fluffy-lupin]

I made this and showed it to a friend. She said I should post it, so here we are.

[bipolarized]

This is it.

This is officially the best thing I’ve ever seen.

[catsi]

a cute girl told me she has lots of plants in her house and i told her, for some fucking reason "damn the oxygen at your place must be mad crisp" and somehow still got her number so. chase your dreams. nothing is impossible apparently

[funnytwittertweets]

[anexperimentallife]

[yekkes]

I've seen this story several times and it's still funny every single time

[yekkes]

[997]

our 5% slay

[pettydavis]

no wonder this place is tolerable again

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

got rid of those damn kids

[socialistexan]

The phrase, "everyone except workers" reminds me of that one poll that said AOC was unpopular with "everyone except women, poc, young people, and LGBTQ people." Like such a circuitous to say they think older cishet white men are the default everyone, with all else being an abberation.

Like "everyone except workers" is just bosses, executives, and investors. Aka people that profit off of work without actually doing it, which is a far smaller group than workers are.

"The people that don't actually do the work don't like this thing that makes the lives of the people that actually do the work better," is probably a less appealing headline to the readers of Fortune Magazine.

[azulapropaganda]

english isnt my first language btw so when u read my posts in ur head I want u to mispronounce at least one word in it and add a really heavy accent

[azulapropaganda]

[mandywondering]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

OOHHHHH sopranos like the singers

[ladyfeets-deactivated20211019]

HBO’s Sopranos: hark at the ducks 🦆 give zero fucks 🦆 in Tony’s pool 🦆 pasta fazool 🍝

altos: bada biNg 🔫 bada boOm 🔫 bada biNg 🔫 bada boOm 🔫

[sunshine-tattoo]

this website is a goddamn national treasure

[rotten-to-the-applecore]

My favorite part about Megamind, is that he literally Grew Up on Earth around humans, but is still confused about human culture and etiquette

[justkingwolf]

#so did I he's not special

[afloweroutofstone]

[thefloatingstone]

"But how do I get popular on tumblr if there's no algorithm??"

1: Being internet popular is not a good goal to have. Having your skill recognised is. But those two things are not the same.

2: You have to actually interact with the other human beings on this site. There is no shortcut.

[thefloatingstone]

Extremely important addition.

[fatsexybitch]

Being tumblr famous gets you ONE THING and that is yelled at

[thebibliosphere]

[bemusedlybespectacled]

becoming tumblr famous is an act of hubris on par with those of the protagonists of greek tragedies

[liberalsarecool]

Democrats make positive changes.

#VotingRights #Governor #RoyCooper

[alwaysbewoke]

The cops knew and protected this guy while throwing her in jail.

[remnantglow]

classic scifi novels by men r always like. page 1 here's a cool scifi idea i had. page 2 i hate women so much it's unreal