Traste Teeth

[trashme-can]

My MeowGirl

[datasoong47]

[trashme-can]

The glow up 😭

[neenarchive]

science fiction as a genre was invented specifically to show lesbians some greasy sweaty women in tank tops fixing machinery

[agitowarrioroftheforest]

[trashme-can]

Muscle mommy wanted and needed plz thank u

[i-am-a-fish]

I have been fired from my job and I am unemployed. I put everything I had into working at this place, did everything they asked of me, and moved to a new city to work here. They terminated me with no severance pay. I'll post more positivity content once I mentally recover from all this, please do not worry about me, I'll always be alright, I just need some time to sort this out

[trashme-can]

Nooo Fish 😭😭😭😭😭 you were too good for them

[trashme-can]

Mutals I regret to inform you today has brought forth upon us

tummy issues

[8pxl]

they're girlfriends,,,

[trashme-can]

I keep clicking on the DHL ad help SOS I just want to scroll

[trashme-can]

Please help my history is filled with DHL my ISP is going to think I am a slut for shipping

[trashme-can]

Ive been struggling for months figuring out the best way to curb the 2pm tiredness.Today… Today is the day I was so absolutely out of it instead of pouring hot water from the coffee machine into my cup - I poured it all over my hand.

I am awake and I have found it. Guys I have found it. The best way to stay awake at an office job around 2pm is to just burn your flesh! (:

[trashme-can]

I keep clicking on the DHL ad help SOS I just want to scroll

[nadi196]

[thecoiledfool]

[trashme-can]

They (trying to) adapt

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

amazing

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

you'll never guess what I found more of

MEN do NOT have a PELVIS that is just SCIENCE you GODLESS LIBERAL

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

more people should be reblogging this version, because I think it's terrible that men just sort of trail off down there

[trashme-can]

Ngl if these alarms kept going off during my meetings id also think about causing domestic terrorism.

[trashme-can]

My brain saw (1) leaf and now I cant focus on my corporate job. I must paint, crochet, bake pies and enjoy fall.

I cant focus for shit but hey look i made a blankie for the boi

[philae--0]

[ozi-uwu]

YOOOO GAY ALLIGATORSS :000000

[trashme-can]

They do be gay doe 🤍

[strange-aeons]

The prince is presented with a fish

[zipperkiller]

I guess I’m just gonna post sealife memes for a bit

[trashme-can]

Sick of poetry - words of farce

Just etch it on my skin

Let me feel their weight